UristMcJealous bashes Urist Mcbigtestes in the lower body with her bronze hammer, shattering the balls !
The bronze hammer has lodged firmly in the wound !
I totally want to put this in my sig.
Personally, I think that adultery should be left out of dwarf fortress, I don't feel that it would add anything meaningful to the game, and would only give people a reason to dislike it from the outside, the same reason that Toady has stated he won't put in urine and feces to the game.
I must disagree strongly. For one thing, Dwarf Fortress has far better reasons to be disliked than a common dramatic element. Incredibly detailed gore, for instance. If you aren't mature enough to enjoy the drama of personal relationships, then you certainly wouldn't be able to hand the terror and savagry of combat.
And let's not forget, Dwarf Fortress' denizens already maim and kill each other for such things as cutting down trees. It's absurd to completely remove a much better reason for interpersonal conflict simply because it's offensive (indeed,
mildly offensive, all things considered).
It's like suggesting that Counter-Strike remove the presence of knives, because they're potentially deadly if you stab someone with them. The guns are fine.