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Nyxalinth

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Books are Fun!
« on: February 14, 2012, 09:51:36 pm »
I have the following titles:

My friend the Desert Tortoise Brute
The Uses of Lies
Waking up With Humans
The Pregnancies of (insert dwarfette name here)

Most of them seem to be self-indulgent and occasionally vicious.  What are your best books?
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Re: Books are Fun!
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 10:19:47 pm »
The library currently kept in Onecade "LuteNest:"
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You mean the ability to have endless training dummies, a carpet of eyestalks and tendrills, and a plant that both makes for some good grizzled sea man hard liquor AND the ability to turn your dwarves into the Night´s Watch...not reward enough?

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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 10:30:08 pm »
the best I've had so far is

"Zinc is the Way", which the necromancer followed up with "More Book"
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 10:33:12 pm »
I'm beginning to wonder if we will have to built libraries for our "esteemed" nobles to peruse their wonderful books.  This would set up a whole new industry in itself.. [P]rint Books. 

(This could also enable nobles to have a higher chance of being/becoming necromancers)
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2012, 10:39:13 pm »
Is there a way to make books in forts right now? If not there should be at some point, I want to make a library for my Book Keeper to have his office in.
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A man would see that as a difficult challenge.
An elf would see that and despair.
A dwarf would see that and say, "Bring it on."

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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 10:42:54 pm »
One I got was something like "The Secrets of Bear Monsters." Written by, of course, a Bear Monster FB/Titan. Who got to declare himself lord of his civ by force of argument.
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2012, 10:49:57 pm »
Quote from: Bronze Dog on February 14, 2012, 10:42:54 pm
One I got was something like "The Secrets of Bear Monsters." Written by, of course, a Bear Monster FB/Titan. Who got to declare himself lord of his civ by force of argument.
His forceful argument being that only he had The Right To Bear Arms?
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 10:59:23 pm »
A necromancer's autobiography was titled "Time Laughs", which is pretty good.
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 11:52:10 pm »
Quote from: NinjaBoot on February 14, 2012, 10:33:12 pm
I'm beginning to wonder if we will have to built libraries for our "esteemed" nobles to peruse their wonderful books.  This would set up a whole new industry in itself.. [P]rint Books. 

(This could also enable nobles to have a higher chance of being/becoming necromancers)

Well, if the random book generator created one called Twilight, it's going into the magma :D
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 12:30:05 am »
My favorite book is entitled "Dwarves: Fact or Fiction?"
It was written by - you guessed it - a dwarf.
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 12:32:02 am »
My favorites so far:


"The Dwarves Washed"

"Can the Hyena Devil Save the World?"

"The Wizard's Guide to Annihilation"
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 12:37:30 am »
Quote from: Lord Dakoth on February 15, 2012, 12:30:05 am
My favorite book is entitled "Dwarves: Fact or Fiction?"
It was written by - you guessed it - a dwarf.

Well, clearly it's talking about myths related to dwarves, and if they're true or not. For example:

A novice dwarf with a copper axe can easily take on a swarm of goblins - total truth.
Dwarves are a cowardly race that hides in the ground because they fear sunshine - False false false! how do people think this!?
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on December 04, 2010, 05:58:21 am
A man would see that as a difficult challenge.
An elf would see that and despair.
A dwarf would see that and say, "Bring it on."

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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2012, 05:49:06 am »
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"The Wizard's Guide to Annihilation"

I love it!

I got:

Traditional Afterlife

The Afterlife: Common Practice

Better Extinction

Tekkud Shakenglazed and other Travesties

The Tower Musical

The Book for the Beginning Practicioner

- Some of those sound genuinely handy, if you ask me...

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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2012, 05:53:12 am »
 "Give me the book"
 "First the Master, then the world"
 "Misery and other Travesties"
 "Start your day with Basko Thirsthaunted the Trifiling Nightmare".
Written by squirrel or otter demons.

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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2012, 07:17:42 am »
"The wizards guide to clapcraft" (think it's a town)
"Dying: Before and After"
"The Dwarf Ever Onwards" (written by a dwarf necromancer)
"Strapping of Oni Trussedprairy"
"Give me Oblivion"
"To The Noble Disemboweler"
"Victory By The Book"
"It Must Have Been The Humans"
"The Book For Everyone"
"Better Book"

then a series it seems:
The Tower, My Love
The Tower, Abrigded
More Tower
It Must Have Been The Tower
Errors In More Tower
The Tower: Problems And Solutions
The Future Of The Tower
Common Sense Tower
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