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[Squeegy]

My fortresses are generally happy places for my dwarves. Low casualty rates, bedrooms for all, legendary dining rooms, etc. I don't know why, I can't help it. I barely spend any time doing anything with the fortress, it manages itself. I spend all my time making elaborate deathtraps and the like.

[Slappy Moose]

quote:Originally posted by Squeegy:
<STRONG>My fortresses are generally happy places for my dwarves. Low casualty rates, bedrooms for all, legendary dining rooms, etc. I don't know why, I can't help it. I barely spend any time doing anything with the fortress, it manages itself. I spend all my time making elaborate deathtraps and the like.</STRONG>

You're playing DF wrong if your dwarves are happy and alive.

I keep mine happy, but they must work or fight constantly.

Natural selection at it's finest. Only the legendaries survive.

[McDoomhammer]

I now have a terrible urge to take a photo of my cat sitting on my laptop and caption it "DF:  Ur doin it wrong".

[Lyrax]

quote:Originally posted by McDoomhammer:
<STRONG>I now have a terrible urge to take a photo of my cat sitting on my laptop and caption it "DF:  Ur doin it wrong".</STRONG>

T3h internets: uv been surfing em too long.

[puke]

quote:Originally posted by McDoomhammer:
<STRONG>I now have a terrible urge to take a photo of my cat sitting on my laptop and caption it "DF:  Ur doin it wrong".</STRONG>

i hear that from my GF every night, i dont need it from your cat now too.

[Earthquake Damage]

quote:Originally posted by puke:
<STRONG>i hear that from my GF every night</STRONG>

And she's still with you?

Also, that's what she said.

[numerobis]

How ridiculous of me to think that the subject was a discussion of the beautiful weather we've been having outside.

[puke]

she said she didnt want to hear it from his cat, either?  eh?

[Kagus]

I believe the only "doing it wrong" instance I've actually enjoyed was one where a guy was pretending to slit his wrists with an electric razor.

[Lyrax]

quote:Originally posted by benoit.hudson:
<STRONG>How ridiculous of me to think that the subject was a discussion of the beautiful weather we've been having outside.</STRONG>

Wait, it's spring outside?  Like, for real?  Man, I'll probably puke my guts out if I see the sun.

[Earthquake Damage]

quote:Originally posted by Lyrax:
<STRONG>Wait, it's spring outside?  Like, for real?  Man, I'll probably puke my guts out if I see the sun.</STRONG>

Cave adaptation 4 life, yo!

[ShunterAlhena]

quote:Originally posted by benoit.hudson:
<STRONG>How ridiculous of me to think that the subject was a discussion of the beautiful weather we've been having outside.</STRONG>

Eh heh. It never even occurred to me that he could be referencing the IRL spring.  

[Balistora]

Ahhh...Yes back when I was playing V32a (i think that was the one) yes good times...ALOT of deaths in my fortress...but good times

[Hyperturtle]

Bachelor Party?

[umiman]

Beautiful weather outside my ass. Goddamn Canada with it's goddamn snow and its goddamn cold and the goddamn sun that sets at goddamn 9 but rises at goddamn 5 making you think it's goddamn warm outside but it really is goddamn cold.