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Author Topic: Utter Catastrophe Game  (Read 5769 times)

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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2012, 10:11:15 pm »

And is in turn killed by a rmapaging horde of daemons.
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2012, 10:45:33 pm »

Which are smoten by a pre-historic version of the God Emperor of Mankind!
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2012, 12:40:15 am »

Who is then corrupted by the pre-historic version of Satan, Defiler of All Things!

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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2012, 03:03:47 am »

Satan is then horribly murdered by an army of berserk dwarves.

(No dwarves here yet?)

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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2012, 03:44:12 am »

The dwarves are then killed by the Manly Elves with their manly beard rays.
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #35 on: February 13, 2012, 02:45:36 pm »

The impossible power of the elf-dwarf hybrids cause Armok himself to rage and reset the world.
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2012, 03:20:54 pm »

Sadly the safe file was corrupted resulting in the sudden disappearance of...

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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2012, 03:50:12 pm »

This paradox can be used to prove a contradiction, corrupting the entire http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse#Level_IV:_Ultimate_Ensemble  #(¤)=(
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #38 on: February 13, 2012, 03:57:14 pm »

Not only that, it begins to suddenly contradict the current laws of space/time, unraveling itself, revealing the terrible entity...
(NO, NOT ANOTHER DEAMON XD)
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #39 on: February 13, 2012, 04:16:17 pm »

Urk'Gthurg the Eater of Chalk. A planet sized talking fish that's mildly stupid and is out to eat all the chalk in the universe.
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2012, 04:23:10 pm »

Urk'Gthurg eats all of the chalk, including the stuff that children draw with. Suddenly parents world-wide have crying youngsters on their hands!
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2012, 07:40:54 am »

the kids then kill the giant fish with there supersonic crying!
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #42 on: February 15, 2012, 08:21:09 am »

Then...300 spartans.

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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2012, 11:26:43 am »

Fall off a cliff onto a child.
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Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2012, 12:41:42 pm »

The child is revealed to be Cacame,the legendary King of the Dwarves, thus causing a paradox that unwinds time to before the world was destroyed, eliminating all signs of all that came after.
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