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[Hubris Incalculable]

Any surviving Jews are immediately genocided

[Lillipad]

The Jews have their revenge by aligning the planets with their dying breaths, somehow destroying the Solar System.

[Sirus]

The destruction of the solar system kills the Vulcans, whose entire species was en route to give humanity the gift of peace and immortality.

[Azthor]

The explosion awakens a long forgotten Precursor race of Starfish aliens amongst Earth's debris.

[Sirus]

The starfish aliens unleash their horrible, planet-busting weapons and begin committing genocide on a galactic scale.

[mcclay]

This geoncide awakes the Daemon Sultan Azaoth from his coma induced slumber and he orders Nyarl'theop to destory all creation so that they may start anew.

[Skyrunner]

In the new world ...

[Sirus]

But Nyarl'theop refuses! He smites Azaoth instead, setting up his reign over the multiverse for eons!

[King DZA]

Which in turn awakens the all-powerful guardian of creation, who does battle with Nyarl'theop, bringing forth the apocalypse on a multiversal scale.

[Lillipad]

Caausing a big bang. Trillions of years later on Earth 2.0...

[Sirus]

...a caveman has just clubbed another caveman over a dead animal. The two begin to argue, and then...

[bukitodinos]

guardian of creation wins! and makes a new earth for us all to walk hand and hand DAMMIT

Wrong Nyarl'theop wins he then starts to rule over his kingdom with an iron fist! DAMMIT

a baytwelver goes insane oh wait... SERIOUSLY?

the other caveman summons a dinosaur..

[Skyrunner]

The first caveman gets enraged at this summoning and uses Summon Bigger Fish!

[Lillipad]

Because it is Earth 2.0 both creatures are covered in chrome, suffocating them and causing them to collapse...

[bukitodinos]

the other caveman just kills the other one...