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[Skyrunner]

Another one imported from a different forum.


The game is about guiding things to a utter disaster... such as:

A person falls over and flips the cutting board over sending the knives flying!

The knives fly into the wall, several of them hitting, and severing, exposed wiring.

Sparks from the wires land on a stack of napkins, setting them on fire!

The fire sets off the smoke alarm and sprinklers, everyone in the building panics and runs outside.

One of the panicked customers runs straight into the path of an armoured van.

...So on and so forth.


I start with:

I trip on the stairs and knock over a pile of papers.

[King DZA]

And as a result, receive several deep and excruciatingly painful papercuts.

[Sirus]

The blood from the papercuts make the stairs extremely slick, and another person is walking down the stairs carrying something large and heavy!

[Skyrunner]

The person walking down the stairs also slips on the stairs, dropping the wrecking ball he was carrying for absolutely no reason! Said wrecking ball rolls down...

[mcclay]

and slams into a pregant woman.

[Sirus]

...and knocks over the gas-powered hot water heater on the next landing!Ninja'd!

The pregnant woman spontaneously aborts, and goes into a grief-stricken rampage!

[mcclay]

The anrgy woman rns ainto the nursery that is directly belwo the partment complex for the poor. She sees the toodlers and is remided of her aborted child, she then...

[Lillipad]

Is adopted by bloodthirsty cats.

[mcclay]

Who then rampage through the nursery, killing everyone inside and making pissed of parents have large,destructive riots.

[Sirus]

...begins chucking toddlers to and fro! A security guard approaches the scene and... Dammit!

She commands the cats to slay the toddlers! Which they do, oh yes they do! A security guard steps up and... Sonofabitch!

The parents begin throwing molotov cocktails at the surrounding buildings, one of which is a oil refinery.

[Lillipad]

The oil is lit ablaze, and somehow causes a nuclear explosion, destroying the city...

[Maxinum McDreich]

Radiation seeps around the world for no apparent reason, causing...

[King DZA]

Crab people to emerge from the depths of the earth, and begin enslaving the few survivors!

[Skyrunner]

((We have all of 11 posts and the world is already destroyed once! ))

[mcclay]

The crab people suffer from a lack of sentinece and humanity retakes the earth...led by the new religoin Hilterism