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Author Topic: What do you do with your goblinite?  (Read 7341 times)

Wannazzaki

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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2012, 06:37:04 pm »

Dump it in the magma sea, in tribute to ARMOK
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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2012, 10:19:45 pm »

i keep the iron items

 i create iron statues of which i line the outside of my fortress with
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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2012, 12:10:13 am »

I have 4 charcoal makers and 2 smelters working continuously to melt it down. For a long time there was more than I could handle, and I sold it. If I have surplus charcoal (which is all the time now), I also create battle axes with the metal, and melt that back down again. If I'm low on charcoal, I've been using it in decorations.

All leather/troll fur/ silk crap that they have though is sold to the caravans for anything that I want. Their profit margins are generally over 10,000 these days. I've easily outfitted half of all the citizens in the civilisations I trade with, so there shouldn't be any elves, humans, or dwarves coming to my fort naked.
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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2012, 01:25:39 am »

I usually keep the weapons and armour and trade everything else.

I do what this guy does. I always see Goblins more as walking armories now than anything if I have a few good soldiers and a massive pool of recruits. That and I also dump whatever else they leave on the traders. Seems more useful than melting it... Especially since I can never get a magma lake and dislike sheer cliffs from volcanos.

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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2012, 03:00:52 am »

I take the armor and weapons and equip my HAAAAAAAAAAXXED gobbo death squad with weapons. Then force those goblins to kill other, enemy goblins.]

The only problem is burying them.

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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2012, 03:25:51 am »

me with goblinite when I do have Iron-producing ores on site:

BAHAHAHA! Foolish goblins! Your ill-made equipment is no match for that of the metal masterworks crafted by the hands of skilled dwarven smithies! Now, quickly, bring that trash to the smelters! I cannot bear to gaze upon such pitiful craftsmanship any longer!

Me with goblinite when I don't have iron-producing ores on site:

SWEET MERCIFUL BABY JESUS! A copper helm!!! Thank the heavens!! Quickly, grab it before a kobold thief arrives! Our militia shall be eternally grateful for this most generous donation from our green-skinned neighbors!
« Last Edit: February 13, 2012, 03:45:21 am by King DZA »
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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2012, 03:59:03 am »

"Generous Donation." Suuuuuuuuurrrrre. You mean you repo'd thier stuff.

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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2012, 04:03:00 am »

The way I see it, if they didn't want me to have it, they would have put more effort into not dying. I'm just trying to fulfill their last wishes.

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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2012, 04:08:07 am »

The way I see it, if they didn't want me to have it, they would have put more effort into not dying. I'm just trying to fulfill their last wishes.

.....Damn it, I'll give you that one.
It does seem goblins are incredibly suicidal huh? And oddly generous.

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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2012, 06:09:01 am »

The weapons mostly go into weapon traps for harvesting more goblinite, any armour to either my military or to the smelters. So far, I've used the clothes as trade goods, but in the future I'll probably just toss 'em in a magma pool.
It's sort of funny to have a trader go "extatic" over a humungous pile of (large troll fur loincloth)s with varying degrees of mud, vomit and blood coverings though...
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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2012, 06:17:53 am »

That is an image I did not need.
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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2012, 06:54:07 am »

Mass dump into the magma pit.
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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2012, 10:37:52 am »

The way I see it, if they didn't want me to have it, they would have put more effort into not dying. I'm just trying to fulfill their last wishes.

.....Damn it, I'll give you that one.
It does seem goblins are incredibly suicidal huh? And oddly generous.

We call it goblin christmas for a reason.
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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2012, 12:25:55 pm »

Melt the goblins, collect the iron. Then melt it too. Then make armors to train the armorsmith and equip the grunts, since I always forget to look for flux on embark.
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Re: What do you do with your goblinite?
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2012, 12:28:24 pm »

The way I see it, if they didn't want me to have it, they would have put more effort into not dying. I'm just trying to fulfill their last wishes.

.....Damn it, I'll give you that one.
It does seem goblins are incredibly suicidal huh? And oddly generous.

We call it goblin christmas for a reason.

Ah, I've heard that term.... But I always thought that was when thier boss gets pissed enough to come himself, playing the role of goblin clause.
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