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glinmaleldur

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Dwarf Fortress IRL
« on: February 10, 2012, 02:09:42 pm »
My friend and I were talking about newer Mercedes diesel engines, and part of their efficiency is urea injection. Don't really know what that means, but it got us to talking about ways to inject urea, and he suggested storing a cat in the glove box, and my first thought was that will totally work, cats won't starve to death in a cage!

DF has sent a party of seven to my brain.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress IRL
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 02:41:26 pm »
But if you put the cat in the box...

OH NO.
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 02:43:13 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 10, 2012, 02:41:26 pm
But if you put the cat in the box...

OH NO.

Quantum mechanics. FFFUUUUU-
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Quote from: Urist McGyver on February 03, 2012, 01:08:30 pm
Every Dwarf Fortress Fort is a concentration camp, only without the nazis.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress IRL
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 02:45:14 pm »
Quote from: Elf Lover on February 10, 2012, 02:43:13 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 10, 2012, 02:41:26 pm
But if you put the cat in the box...

OH NO.

Quantum mechanics. FFFUUUUU-

JUST SET THE BOX ON FIRE BEFORE WE AAAHAHHGHHGHGHH
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Re: Dwarf Fortress IRL
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 02:48:09 pm »
Urist McHauler cancels cage dangerous creature: zombie kitten?
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Re: Dwarf Fortress IRL
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 05:44:17 pm »
Dwarf Fortress? IRL?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!1!?1
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku on April 03, 2012, 02:55:58 pm
Clearly, this represents six side-by-side wheelbarrows, as indicated by the right half of the icon.  The left half indicates they are carrying babies with hats in these wheelbarrows.

Presumably, they are lining up to dump them into the baby furnaces.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress IRL
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 06:15:12 pm »
When I was mad I toppled a chair so the police came in and broke my legs.

But I'm still ecstatic because it was a nice looking chair.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress IRL
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2012, 06:46:34 pm »
Jade door = Best psychiatrist
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2012, 07:00:17 pm »
No! It has an engraving of giant roaches! I absolutely detest giant roaches!

Moreover, it is of the highest quaity, and is hung on the animal caretaker's house! I am completely traumatized by this pretentious display!
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Re: Dwarf Fortress IRL
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2012, 07:09:43 pm »
Urist McwierdNoble is ecstactic. He saw magma up close lately.
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2012, 07:10:35 pm »
I sometimes go through the day thinking "Urist McNyx cancels X: Interrupted by Y"
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Re: Dwarf Fortress IRL
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2012, 07:13:38 pm »
I find myself repathing constantly as my surroundings change, but that's less df-specific and more of a gamer quirk in general, I think.
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 07:18:42 pm »
"Exlo has been ecstatic lately. He has slapped an annoying family member recently. He has lost a family member to tragedy recently."
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku on April 03, 2012, 02:55:58 pm
Clearly, this represents six side-by-side wheelbarrows, as indicated by the right half of the icon.  The left half indicates they are carrying babies with hats in these wheelbarrows.

Presumably, they are lining up to dump them into the baby furnaces.

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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2012, 07:33:35 pm »
Upon seeing waterfalls/rivers/volcanos/large masses of people, I wonder why the world doesn't lag.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress IRL
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2012, 07:46:41 pm »
it lags a little bit every time a volcano goes off, but thats only if you're close enough to the volcano,  You've never noticed this?  Only time I've seen lag IRL.
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