TURN 1Johnson:
HP: 100/100Order me some nachos.
You decide you're hungry and try to order some nachos, but notice a hole in your pocket you hadn't realized was there. To your surprise all of your money has disappeared out of your pocket. You begin to moap about how badly you want some nachos, when a lady at the end of the bar offers to buy you some, .. if and only if you beat her at a drinking contest.
Aaron:
HP: 95/100Get up and start playing some pool.
You attempt to stand up, but trip over your own feet and fall over. You weren't able to position your hands to cushion your fall and proceed to hit your head on the ground.
-5 hp.
A lady approaches you and nudges you with her foot and proceeds to ask you to participate in a drinking contest with her. She's not sure if you heard her, because you just sort of layed there, and didn't make a sound.
Jack:
HP:100/100Try and agree to the drinking contest. If that fails grab someone else's drink.
You notice the guy next to you fell on his face, and left his drink on the bar unguarded. At the first chance you get you rush over to it and slam it down as fast as possible. A girl sees you do this and tries to get you to join their contest. You don't seem to be able to comprehend what she's saying, or if you did there is no way she understood your response. Which consisted of you poking her in the shoulder repeatedly muttering something along the lines of "you don't *hic* know what I've seen *hiccup*"
"I didn't even *hiccup* KNOW that zebra" *hiccup* and all other sorts of crazy as you start to poke her harder and harder.
Max:
HP:100/100If Aaron says one more word about oranges, grab him by the back of the head and slam his face into the counter. Preferably making sure his glass is in the way for extra pain.
You turn to Aaron to tell him to Shut Up, because you just can't take his nonsense about Oranges anymore. When you finally muster up the courage to tell him, you turn to face him and he's no longer there. In fact he's now on the ground. "Good, finally a chance to enjoy some piece and quiet" as you turn back to your drink, a girl pops up next to you and proceeds to ask you join her drinking contest.
Helga:
HP:99/100Belch loudly and challenge the pussies in this bar to a real drinking contest.
After finishing your first beer you burp as loud as you can, hoping someone will take notice, but no one says anything about it, you decide to try to spice things up and demand a drinking contest be initiated among the customers. Being well aware you're the soberest one there, you're certain there's no way you can lose. The first person you ask didn't respond, he's just sitting at the bar, staring at his Bourbon, muttering to himself about how he can't get any peace and quiet. Someone just took the spot next to him at the bar and drank the shot he found there. You proceed to ask him to drink with you, and he starts poking you really hard, bruising your shoulder and spitting in your face as he spews nonsense.
-1 hpNow you notice there's a person on the floor, you begin to nudge him with your foot and ask him to drink with you, but he doesn't answer.
Starting to feel no one will drink with you, you finally notice someone at the end of the bar complaining about not having any money and verbally expressing his desire for some nachos, so you tell him you'll buy him some if he beats you at a drinking contest. Finally someone to drink against.