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[wierd]

Fantastic crane malfunction

[King Zultan]

Amazing, look how it easily kills everyone!

[delphonso]

Gun salesman.

[Naturegirl1999]

Projectile launchers! Get yer projectile launchers here! Only 3 dollars and 72 cents!

[Mathel]

3.72$ for a sling

[pisskop]

fine print

[wierd]

Accidentally swallow your phone while answering it, with the Zanco T1!
Go blind trying to read the buttons!
Aggravate Arthritis!
Place in theaters to ruin movies from the comfort of home!

(not responsible for accidents, or medical bills stemming from swallowing of the Zanco T1, or for legal bills associated with disrupting theater operations, medical bills for arthritis, or optometry assistance. The Zanco tiny T1 is a cellphone. A very very tiny cellphone. Use it like a cellphone, please. Please don't listen to our advertiser he's an idiot. We are lawyers and want to keep this company in business, despite selling an absurd product. Please, I have kids in college. The costs are overwhelming, even to an attorney like myself. Please--Don't be stupid, I beg of you. Please be very careful with this product if you buy it, and keep it away from children, because it is not a toy. Seriously, people could die if they swallowed one of these things, and it is so small you very easily could. Has anyone considered the ecological and environmental consequences of this product? I don't think our design teams did when they pitched it to marketing-- May they all burn in hell-- Why did I ever accept this job in the first place?)

[Mathel]

How do I press the buttons?

[pisskop]

ohh, what does this button do?

[methylatedspirit]

*cuts to footage of nuclear explosion*

[Naturegirl1999]

Accidentally swallow your phone while answering it, with the Zanco T1!
Go blind trying to read the buttons!
Aggravate Arthritis!
Place in theaters to ruin movies from the comfort of home!

(not responsible for accidents, or medical bills stemming from swallowing of the Zanco T1, or for legal bills associated with disrupting theater operations, medical bills for arthritis, or optometry assistance. The Zanco tiny T1 is a cellphone. A very very tiny cellphone. Use it like a cellphone, please. Please don't listen to our advertiser he's an idiot. We are lawyers and want to keep this company in business, despite selling an absurd product. Please, I have kids in college. The costs are overwhelming, even to an attorney like myself. Please--Don't be stupid, I beg of you. Please be very careful with this product if you buy it, and keep it away from children, because it is not a toy. Seriously, people could die if they swallowed one of these things, and it is so small you very easily could. Has anyone considered the ecological and environmental consequences of this product? I don't think our design teams did when they pitched it to marketing-- May they all burn in hell-- Why did I ever accept this job in the first place?)

uh...is this an actual thing? Who thought this was a good idea? Why?

*cuts to footage of nuclear explosion*

Dumb Ways to Die
So many dumb ways to die
Do do do do do do
So many dumb ways to die...

[methylatedspirit]

Accidentally swallow your phone while answering it, with the Zanco T1!
Go blind trying to read the buttons!
Aggravate Arthritis!
Place in theaters to ruin movies from the comfort of home!

(not responsible for accidents, or medical bills stemming from swallowing of the Zanco T1, or for legal bills associated with disrupting theater operations, medical bills for arthritis, or optometry assistance. The Zanco tiny T1 is a cellphone. A very very tiny cellphone. Use it like a cellphone, please. Please don't listen to our advertiser he's an idiot. We are lawyers and want to keep this company in business, despite selling an absurd product. Please, I have kids in college. The costs are overwhelming, even to an attorney like myself. Please--Don't be stupid, I beg of you. Please be very careful with this product if you buy it, and keep it away from children, because it is not a toy. Seriously, people could die if they swallowed one of these things, and it is so small you very easily could. Has anyone considered the ecological and environmental consequences of this product? I don't think our design teams did when they pitched it to marketing-- May they all burn in hell-- Why did I ever accept this job in the first place?)

uh...is this an actual thing? Who thought this was a good idea? Why?

((Yes, it's an actual thing. This was designed, manufactured and sold to consumers as an actual, functional phone that people are supposed to use. This thing is just the definition of 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should'. The link leads to the list of specifications.))

[Naturegirl1999]

Accidentally swallow your phone while answering it, with the Zanco T1!
Go blind trying to read the buttons!
Aggravate Arthritis!
Place in theaters to ruin movies from the comfort of home!

(not responsible for accidents, or medical bills stemming from swallowing of the Zanco T1, or for legal bills associated with disrupting theater operations, medical bills for arthritis, or optometry assistance. The Zanco tiny T1 is a cellphone. A very very tiny cellphone. Use it like a cellphone, please. Please don't listen to our advertiser he's an idiot. We are lawyers and want to keep this company in business, despite selling an absurd product. Please, I have kids in college. The costs are overwhelming, even to an attorney like myself. Please--Don't be stupid, I beg of you. Please be very careful with this product if you buy it, and keep it away from children, because it is not a toy. Seriously, people could die if they swallowed one of these things, and it is so small you very easily could. Has anyone considered the ecological and environmental consequences of this product? I don't think our design teams did when they pitched it to marketing-- May they all burn in hell-- Why did I ever accept this job in the first place?)

uh...is this an actual thing? Who thought this was a good idea? Why?

((Yes, it's an actual thing. This was designed, manufactured and sold to consumers as an actual, functional phone that people are supposed to use. This thing is just the definition of 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should'. The link leads to the list of specifications.))

((wow, just wow. “Hi, I have an idea for a phone, let;s make it so small that it can be swallowed, crushed, etc. and if swallowed can break and get lodged into pieces of a person’s body. Smartphones are small. Let’s go smaller” “Brilliant. Begin production now. I see no problems at all”

[delphonso]

((Why do I kinda want one?))

*cuts to footage of nuclear explosion*

gruff voice: Metal Gear?

[Superdorf]

(not responsible for accidents, or medical bills stemming from swallowing of the Zanco T1, or for legal bills associated with disrupting theater operations, medical bills for arthritis, or optometry assistance. The Zanco tiny T1 is a cellphone. A very very tiny cellphone. Use it like a cellphone, please. Please don't listen to our advertiser he's an idiot. We are lawyers and want to keep this company in business, despite selling an absurd product. Please, I have kids in college. The costs are overwhelming, even to an attorney like myself. Please--Don't be stupid, I beg of you. Please be very careful with this product if you buy it, and keep it away from children, because it is not a toy. Seriously, people could die if they swallowed one of these things, and it is so small you very easily could. Has anyone considered the ecological and environmental consequences of this product? I don't think our design teams did when they pitched it to marketing-- May they all burn in hell-- Why did I ever accept this job in the first place?)

...

...best. Legal disclaimer. Ever.


gruff voice: "I... am... BATMAN"