DariushUristMcNoble: are you a true American and accept Intelligent Falling, or a liberal commie who believes in the theory of Gravity?
No, absolutely neither. As any a humble and godly man, I believe that the Hand of G-d reaches out to touch each rock as it falls. And I will have none of this "intelligent falling" appeasement.
UristMcNoble: Decorated soldier returns from the field. Openly admits he's gay, and wants to marry his equally homosexual boyfriend. Do you applaud the solider or boo the homo?
What is this, a nanny state? Marriage should be governed by private contract law! My dear colleagues here seem so eager to profess their love of the free market right up until someone makes a choice they disagree with - then it's all "oh, let's ban this, let's ban that, because
I happen to find it squicky."
No, the way I see it, you're either for freedom, or you're not. You don't get to be in favour of only the freedom to do things you agree with.
He wants his ceremony performed by an imam, does this change your answer?
No, he's already someone I wouldn't want to associate with, on account of him being a fag. Being a muzzie fag doesn't make it that much worse.
But freedom is also the freedom to do things no decent man would want to. If we give the state the power to censure such behaviour, we'll be on a slippery slope to the Commie-Liberal Stasi banning things just because they can. Private business owners can censure such girly-men perfectly well by refusing to do business with them, if we just get rid of all these Statist "anti-discrimination" laws. Let the free market decide.
Flavour is a basic American value! So enshrined by our founding fathers! Fear is, likewise, an un-American thing. McCarthy didn't fear the commies, he defeated them!
Wikipedia is a commie conspiracy! Don't you know that you should always refer to
ConservapediaTiruin, Dariush, McNoble: Please give us your own opinions on the "theories" of evolution [versus Intelligent Design]
As a True, G-d-fearing Christian, I of course reject such nonsense. After all, if man descended from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? But I absolutely reject, forswear and abjure the vile heresy of Intelligent Design. The Holy Bible states quite plainly that G-d created the Heavens and the Earth in six days, six thousand years ago! Any who would believe otherwise is obviously commie-nazi Liberal scum.
Also, it's Ev
ilution. You should know this if you are a true, G-d-fearing conservative rather than liberal scum.
and whether Freedom is also a theory (if not, then Mii should be lynched for saying it is).
No, Freedom is obviously not a theory. Freedom is a G-d-Given Right.