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mainiac

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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2012, 11:27:54 am »

The honorable Bob Smith shall defend the clan's honor.This should propel Bob over his rivals.

Heck no, melee battles are a no-go as long as you have no heir.

Fight the enemy army instead.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2012, 11:55:11 am »

Kill the bandits, then go steal an heirloom sword or something from Lord Sakuan. That should lower his worth in the eyes of hatamoto.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2012, 11:57:06 am »


I tried to consul Bob into fighting the bandits, his honour could stand to improve in our lord's eyes but he would have none of it. Here was a chance to strike back against Eisei who had besieged his lands and slain his people. Who was I to argue with such a truth?


Eisei had lost most of his troops in the attack and his forces looked feeble when next to ours. Thus we decided that the simple plan of Yoshi of marching straight towards them should be enough to guarantee victory.


We swarmed against their lines, the clash of arms deafening...


They were slaughtered. Some turned and ran while other, more worthy souls, fought to the death. But they stood no chance against our numbers.


We have won the day! Eisei should have thought twice before attacking us! We even have some more land, as if we needed it.


Lord Riemon, sensing Bob's great military prowess has tasked yet another conquest.


What now? Shall we answer the call of battle or fight the bandits. I also believe I heard Sakuan is present at the court, we could pay him a visit, for a tea-ceremony or for a duel to the death.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2012, 12:03:53 pm »

Sakuan is too great to be challenged directly at the moment. Show the monks their place, maybe Lord Riemon will reward Bob with more land if he takes care of the sohei. With more land come larger armies. With force of arms comes respect. With respect Bob will climb to the top of his clan.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2012, 02:08:56 pm »

We have already proven our might as a general and have abundant lands.  More fighting at this point wouldn't improve our stature.  To me the prudent course of action seems to be to seek out one on one combat with Sakuan then return home to raise more levies.
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« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2012, 04:19:00 pm »


I tried to consul Bob into a duel with Sakuan, but again he rebuffed me saying he would not strike down a man who has done him no harm as of yet. Hmm. Perhaps I shall have to find some wrongdoing for Sakuan to have committed...In any case he marched on the border fort as per Lord Riemon's request.


Once again he chose the simple but ingenious Yoshi tactic.


The monks were shattered by our powerful charge.


The day is won!


Once again our fief swells but I am slow to see the benefits. We already control so much land. A little more doesn't seem to make much difference.


Catastrophe! While we were off fighting for the defense of the realm our rivals were spinning lies about us to Lord Riemon! We must move quickly to rectify this!


Bob is too distracted to focus on his fleeting honour. Once again he has found a woman...her name is Ari and their courting grows irritating to me, an old man who sees only a young man allowing his destiny to be stolen while he drinks tea with a slow-minded woman. Ah perhaps I'm letting my age cloud my vision. The boy is merely a boy after all.



They are married before the end of the week. Even my crusty old soul found joy in their wedding.


The crustiness returns to dominate my mind. While he was dillydallying about Sakuan killed off the bandits earning him so much honour it's a wonder he doesn't transcend here and now.


I've shuffled Bob and Ari home quickly and begun recruiting samurai. If they will not respect us than we shall force them at sword point.



Ever since our ranks swelled the whispering throughout the court that troubled us so has subsided. How mysterious.


Ha! The Ikko-Ikki rabble have risen in Sakuan's land. If he was defeated by such scum than his honour would no doubt be questioned. Although assisting him would certainly gain our house some much needed respect and honour.


The current standings.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2012, 04:28:17 pm »

Assist Sakaun, it will improve our position relative to him by giving us honor while his stature will increase no more.  At the same time it will cement friendship with him meaning that our main rival will not be an antagonist.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2012, 05:03:22 pm »

Assist Sakaun, it will improve our position relative to him by giving us honor while his stature will increase no more.  At the same time it will cement friendship with him meaning that our main rival will not be an antagonist.
Plus, we get to wave our army-dick in front of his face. This, why not.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2012, 05:13:33 pm »

Assist Sakaun, it will improve our position relative to him by giving us honor while his stature will increase no more.  At the same time it will cement friendship with him meaning that our main rival will not be an antagonist.
Plus, we get to wave our army-dick in front of his face. This, why not.
Yes, do this.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2012, 05:24:20 pm »

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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2012, 09:34:41 pm »

Assist Sakaun, it will improve our position relative to him by giving us honor while his stature will increase no more.  At the same time it will cement friendship with him meaning that our main rival will not be an antagonist.
Plus, we get to wave our army-dick in front of his face. This, why not.
Yes, do this.

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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2012, 10:47:16 am »

Assist Sakaun, it will improve our position relative to him by giving us honor while his stature will increase no more.  At the same time it will cement friendship with him meaning that our main rival will not be an antagonist.
Plus, we get to wave our army-dick in front of his face. This, why not.
Yes, do this.

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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2012, 11:13:40 am »

Am I the only one who thinks that Bob should disgrace Sakuan by any means necessary?

Wait... I see what you guys are up to. You want Bob to befriend Sakuan so that he won't suspect Bob when things go awry for House Sakuan. You fiendish devils.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2012, 11:24:50 am »

I say we have Bob kidnap a family member of Sakuan,if he has any.Hold said member hostage for more land.
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Re: Let's Play Sword of the Samurai!
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2012, 11:45:18 am »

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