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Author Topic: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.  (Read 3409 times)

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Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« on: February 03, 2012, 10:49:57 am »
I have just captured the aforementioned goblins, and they're sitting in my stockpile disarmed and covered in the blood of my livestock. They killed the male of my breeding pair of Llamas, a horse, two cavys and a duck. I have no military to speak of, and no high places to throw them from. What, praytell, shall be their fate?
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 10:57:05 am »
Quote from: NemoVonFish on February 03, 2012, 10:49:57 am
I have just captured the aforementioned goblins, and they're sitting in my stockpile disarmed and covered in the blood of my livestock. They killed the male of my breeding pair of Llamas, a horse, two cavys and a duck. I have no military to speak of, and no high places to throw them from. What, praytell, shall be their fate?

!!KILL IT WITH FIRE MAGMAAAAAAAA
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Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 11:01:11 am »
Make traps and military.
If it is strong enough, start war whit elves
Dig arena.
Make arena fights.
???
Profit!
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 11:02:41 am »
Save them to feed the war dragons.
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 11:05:18 am »
I have no magma :'( Oh how I wish I had but a single 7/7 of magma, but alas...

There are plenty of badgers on my map, (annoyingly so, unfortunately, as every 5 seconds i get Job cancelled: Badgerspam messages. Shall we see how many Badgers it takes to gnaw down a single Goblin?
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 11:06:46 am »
Quote from: NemoVonFish on February 03, 2012, 11:05:18 am
I have no magma :'( Oh how I wish I had but a single 7/7 of magma, but alas...

There are plenty of badgers on my map, (annoyingly so, unfortunately, as every 5 seconds i get Job cancelled: Badgerspam messages. Shall we see how many Badgers it takes to gnaw down a single Goblin?

Yes.

Trap them, then let them loose in an arena with the gobbos.
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Quote from: Virlomi on March 02, 2012, 10:57:13 am
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2012, 12:14:35 pm »
Quote from: Sting_Auer on February 03, 2012, 11:06:46 am
Quote from: NemoVonFish on February 03, 2012, 11:05:18 am
I have no magma :'( Oh how I wish I had but a single 7/7 of magma, but alas...

There are plenty of badgers on my map, (annoyingly so, unfortunately, as every 5 seconds i get Job cancelled: Badgerspam messages. Shall we see how many Badgers it takes to gnaw down a single Goblin?

Yes.

Trap them, then let them loose in an arena with the gobbos.

Or replace them whit elves.
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2012, 12:21:41 pm »
How do you kill caged goblins? I've got five sitting in my entrance and they haven't been moved to animal stockpiles. I told my military to kill them and they stood around the cages a bit before going away.
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2012, 12:41:07 pm »
It's times like these why I keep this bookmarked...
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2012, 02:28:42 pm »
Building them a prison until you can build something dastardly and vicious enough should be adequate for now ;)
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2012, 03:19:01 pm »
Build a big, special house. Release the goblins into the house:

Congratulations, you and your dwarves can now watch an exciting reality show about seven goblin POW who are forced to live together while locked somewhere inside of a dwarven fortress, while attempting to overcome a series of unique challenges. Each season, eliminate one contestant. Once only a single goblin remains, let him loose near the edge of the map.
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2012, 06:46:48 pm »
Quote from: NemoVonFish on February 03, 2012, 11:05:18 am
I have no magma :'( Oh how I wish I had but a single 7/7 of magma, but alas...

MUST...DIG...DEEPER

And if no magma is found even at bottom-most level, drop the goblins down the hole. Should give them plenty of time to ponder on life and petunias before the earth rises to give them a hug.
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2012, 07:12:44 pm »
Release them in the caverns to take their chances. Pity you've already disarmed them, they might have been useful for thinning out some of the more dangerous wildlife.
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2012, 08:21:29 pm »
Death by Kitten.
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Re: Six Speargoblins, one Marksgoblin.
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2012, 09:16:39 pm »
Chain them in the caverns to feed the forgotten beasties.
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