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[magmaholic]

do not hope to be a hero,or not even a demigod.you will be a peasant,and you DIE.most likely..

Here is how it works:
you tell me your name,race,sex and personality,and i try to play accoordingly.
Also,i try to write an backstory if i feel like it.
if i dont,write it yourself.I might ony provide screenshots and witty comments.

HERE will be the list of people,who have died in some cruel or stupid manner.

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Gamer Raptorfang,killed by an ugly bandit hag.

Ugabuga Monkeyhead,got BrainCaved by "boga-boga" men.

And HERE will be a list of people that grew too epic,got bored,and squatted down into some random village for their retirement.

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Not even one lucky bastard

BUT,that is not all! if you suceed in being badass,you will earn an *legendary painting of a hero* that will go in the following spoiler.
i am quite happy with my art skills.

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no good shit so far.maybe only this:

the whole meaning of this "community game" is for the need of motivation,cause i tend to abandon my stuff alot.
so,propose your character,and i will create it.

[raptorfangamer]

Dwarf sworddorf, generally helpful, if he gets two major (megabeasts) kills stolen, make him go berzerk on that civ, also, attack preferences set to charge.

3 levels in fighter as a min too, besides every minimal skill like swimming and such. male.

bonus: make him paranoid
superbonus: make him only have a single companion

very calm demeanor, dislikes intellectual discussions, needs to drink booze every once in a while, likes working outdoors.

[MonkeyHead]

MonkeyHead was a human outsider who had some minor skill with axes and decent reflexes, but tended to shun contact with civilized folk...

[magmaholic]

Dwarf sworddorf, generally helpful, if he gets two major (megabeasts) kills stolen, make him go berzerk on that civ, also, attack preferences set to charge.

3 levels in fighter as a min too, besides every minimal skill like swimming and such. male.

bonus: make him paranoid
superbonus: make him only have a single companion

very calm demeanor, dislikes intellectual discussions, needs to drink booze every once in a while, likes working outdoors.

Whatever you say. You first.

Gamer Raptorfang was extremely happy today,despite the bright light irritating his eyes.
He had FINALLY got his equipment together.He had saved his money to get his hands on an nice silver sword,that,with no doubt,
will be in the songs praising him.

if he survives,that is.
So he grabbed the nearest human by its hair,and didnt leave until he spilled words about bandit bastard harrassing people.

Ands off he went.
But he was busted.


You know the joke "yo momma is so fat"?
She was fat.
SO fat that she had to wear a mask,to hide that such freak of nature was even HUMAN.
Guess who won?

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That is right.The fat,ugly bastard won.She just broke the fingers of the poor dwarf,and when he fell over in pain,
stabbed him in the head.

[raptorfangamer]

pretty good for a first adventure :D

[magmaholic]

Righto.Next update is tomorrow.
i go play some WOW.
Fuck it.Too long login queue.

MonkeyHead was a human outsider who had some minor skill with axes and decent reflexes, but tended to shun contact with civilized folk...

I dont know about axe skill. Outsiders dont have it on the list .

Ugabuga the monkeyhead woke up.
Eating an red white-spotted mushroom made him see rainbows.
And wake up in different places.
He was surrounded with wooden huts made of wood.That were really wooden.
And there were weird people inside.

He didnt like people.They are weird.He is not.
So he did what had to be done.

He ran away,scared like fuck,while babbling prayers to the "rainbow god"

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his prayers sounded much like "UNGABUNGA TšAKAšAKA PINGPONG BALLMASTER!!

He ran and ran until the sun disappeared,and then:

The boga-boga men.Their sadistic and orgasmic laughter sounded like cats with asthma problems.
He dodged away from them,frightened,and began to run.Then,like out of nowhere,more boga-boga men had appeared in front of him.
He tried to push them out of his way with his spear,but he got a punch to the chest so hard,that he felt his heart in pain.

There were too many.Howling,they ganged up on him,and ripped him apart,smashing his brain.

[AleAndSteel]

I summon he who shall be known by the name "The Maddening Whistler". He is a human outsider living in anguish towards nature, and seeks to hunt down every last animal on the planet. Thus he is only known by those that carefully hid while hearing his menacing ravings coming from his dark and eerie cave. Now he is ready to venture into the world, and he shall not rest until he has biten every last animal to DEATH. But he must beware the elves, they which have been tricked by the wicked animal, loosing their souls and becoming mindless follower of the disease. He shall cure them, with fire.

The adventure can begin! Save the world from EVIL!

[ff2]

I want an axedwarf who is very strong and stuffz.