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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2012, 04:43:55 pm »
You'd probably just blow away every body part with the shear force of it in one hit.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2012, 09:35:26 pm »
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2012, 06:39:16 am »
Making a platinum warhammer is pretty much like winning the blunt weapons jackpot. Now just give it to a worthy dorf that knows how to bash skulls properly :D
How much is it worth? Screenshot with description?
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2012, 11:23:21 am »
Strangely enough it really doesn't seem to be performing that well.

I was expecting explosions of gore, broken bones, mutilated faces but really it just seems to bruise and fracture now and then.

Quite disappointing, really  :( Even the crundle took a few hits!

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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2012, 11:49:19 am »
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With a platinum whip you would probably sever each part you hit.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2012, 01:52:12 pm »
didn't we have some 20page thread a while back concerning an artifact War Hammer?
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2012, 02:23:31 pm »
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2012, 10:33:07 am »
Yes, density wise I think it's second only to slade, which you can't mine. So go forth, bash your enemies and always remember: magma burns dorfs, have fun.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2012, 11:47:38 am »
Quote from: smokedsalmon on February 04, 2012, 10:33:07 am
Yes, density wise I think it's second only to slade, which you can't mine. So go forth, bash your enemies and always remember: magma burns dorfs, have fun.

Grrrr....
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2012, 12:37:06 pm »
Quote from: ASCIt on February 04, 2012, 11:47:38 am
Quote from: smokedsalmon on February 04, 2012, 10:33:07 am
Yes, density wise I think it's second only to slade, which you can't mine. So go forth, bash your enemies and always remember: magma burns dorfs, have fun.

Grrrr....

You made it mad.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2012, 04:09:56 pm »
Quote from: Mudcrab on February 03, 2012, 11:23:21 am
Strangely enough it really doesn't seem to be performing that well.

I was expecting explosions of gore, broken bones, mutilated faces but really it just seems to bruise and fracture now and then.

Quite disappointing, really  :( Even the crundle took a few hits!
Is the fellow wielding it skilled enough? Maybe he's a weakling or something.
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