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Re: War Never Changes
« Reply #60 on: March 01, 2012, 09:41:04 pm »

"Peasant...p-peasant! PESANT!! I AM A COMMANDER OF THE RED ARMY GERMAN DOG! I WAS GIVEN THIS POSTION SO I COULD SERVER COMRADE STALIN! PREPARE TO DIE FASCIST SCUM!"
Point pistol at his head.
Veto this. No need to get ourselves killed.
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Re: War Never Changes
« Reply #61 on: March 02, 2012, 10:41:42 am »

'We are not a peasant, now when can me and my comrades get an assignment, and when can we leave?'

Humbert rolls his eyes and mutters something under his breath in German. He turns to the general and says a few lines of German to him. The general waves his hand at Humbert, shoots of a few words, and then goes back to his work.

"The general needs more men for the upcoming attack, so if you would be willing to join the army that would be wonderful."
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Re: War Never Changes
« Reply #62 on: March 02, 2012, 12:27:52 pm »

"That would be an honor, now what are our orders?"

((We need to gain their trust, and flee when they take their eyes off of us.))
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Re: War Never Changes
« Reply #63 on: March 02, 2012, 03:49:52 pm »

"Excellent. Now, I'm afraid that I'll have to ask you a few questions before you can be dismissed. Do you have any weapons on you?"
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Re: War Never Changes
« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2012, 03:53:03 pm »

'Nope'
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Re: War Never Changes
« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2012, 03:57:50 pm »

Humbert frowns slightly.

"Okay then. I hope you know how to handle a musket. Now then, do and your men know any useful skills besides fighting?"
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Re: War Never Changes
« Reply #66 on: March 02, 2012, 04:42:11 pm »

"We can track pretty well, and survive off what we can find."
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Re: War Never Changes
« Reply #67 on: March 02, 2012, 05:35:03 pm »

"I meant technical knowledge. We've got plenty of men who can track."
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