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Safey

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Bearded babies and beer smears
« on: January 05, 2012, 01:26:24 am »
So apparently I had a mother who gave birth to a child with well groom facial hair. Perhaps this is not new nor supriseing but this is the first time I had bother to check such things and well find out quite intresting.


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Also my entire map is cover in bear smears. It is a reclaim fortress and something cause the beer to leave the barrels and is tracking it all over the place. Think may be affect fps and it looks just annoying and was wondering how to deal with it
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 01:33:23 am »
That is almost unreadable.
And yeah all dwarven baby boys are born with beards. if you really want to get rid of the smears build cahirs or weapon racks or floor tiles on the smears and then deconstruct them.
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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 05:24:27 am »
Quote from: Safey on January 05, 2012, 01:26:24 am
Also my entire map is cover in bear smears.
That's quite.... Shocking.
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Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 09:03:18 am »
Quote from: peskyninja on January 05, 2012, 05:24:27 am
Quote from: Safey on January 05, 2012, 01:26:24 am
Also my entire map is cover in bear smears.
That's quite.... Shocking.

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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 09:36:36 am »
Spoiler: Bear (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Beer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bear Smears (click to show/hide)
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2012, 09:39:03 am »
I am almost tempted to say screw the overworld and magma it, but that won't solve this problem.

A.Construct over the smears.
B. Dwarf up and ignore 'em.
C. DFClean 'em.
D. Magma.
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ledgekindred

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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 11:29:20 am »
I think it's cute that his sideburns and mustache are neatly combed and his beard is braided at birth.

Makes me wonder exactly what happens on the way out of their mom.

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Actually no it doesn't...
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
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I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2012, 01:16:07 am »
"He requires alcohol to get through the working day"
Quite a hard life as a babby in dorf fortess I guess
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I know what you meant, but I parsed this as "Dragons will eat a dwarf every two years". Which really, would be about the most dwarven pet you could get.

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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2012, 02:01:59 am »
It probably takes a lot of effort to be that stupid and useless.
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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2012, 02:53:10 am »
It's to distracted him from his eventual death.  There's a reason babies are labeled "mothershields".
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Re: Bearded babies and beer smears
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2012, 04:34:08 am »
"Urist McMum has enjoyed slaughter recently."
"Urist McBaby has been used as a club recently."
"Urist McBaby requires booze to get through the working day."
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