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Author Topic: A monitor?  (Read 3775 times)

krenshala

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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2011, 12:12:14 am »
If you can see a smiling dwarf, he must not be a dwarf, because dwarves have beards and the beards hide the smile ... so if you can see it, then it it doesn't have a beard and thus isn't a dwarf.  It might weigh as much as a duck, however ...
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

Putnam

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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #46 on: December 25, 2011, 02:55:56 am »
So are all forgotten beast topics destined for derailment?
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Alastar

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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2011, 05:31:34 am »
Well, Toady encourages this with naming conventions chosen to produce puerile puns.

Like having "donkey" as the only asinine animal available in regular gameplay and "ass" as a base for beasties.
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