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jens03

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A human stole my kill
« on: December 22, 2011, 05:11:43 pm »
A human caravan guard had the nerve to go to the caverns and kill one of my forgotten beasts.
Years later a dwarf made a pig bone figurine]pig bone figurine of the episode. I sold it to the next human caravan for 40¤

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MagmaMcFry

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Re: A human stole my kill
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 05:24:59 pm »
Make an altar to the human.
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Wannazzaki

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Re: A human stole my kill
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 05:37:00 pm »
An altar? For killing his personal game? I'd feed them to the crundle pit.
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Re: A human stole my kill
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 06:07:04 pm »
Kill stealing is against the spirit of the game, report him to the authorities and have him banned from the server.
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Re: A human stole my kill
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 06:50:40 pm »
He could've just been trying to help :(

Poor human, you should re-educate him with the help of Goblins... Or dare I say it, Elves.
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Re: A human stole my kill
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 07:24:09 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 06:50:40 pm
He could've just been trying to help :(

Poor human, you should re-educate him with the help of Crundles... Or dare I say it, Crundles.

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Re: A human stole my kill
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 09:13:27 pm »
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Wannazzaki

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Re: A human stole my kill
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 09:14:43 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 09:13:27 pm
Try diplomacy.

His mouth scares me. It's like a toothed tactile sphincter..
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Re: A human stole my kill
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 09:18:00 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 22, 2011, 09:14:43 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 09:13:27 pm
Try diplomacy.

His mouth scares me. It's like a toothed tactile sphincter..

I'd like to think my Dwarves have a nice full set of teeth like that. Imagine someone just going say cheese...

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