here's my most epic (probably the craziest EVER) comeback that i've ever had.
It's starts off in winter, and a dragon... the dragon had just shown up at my fortress (90 people or so) falls into my cage traps.
then, an elf, human, and strangely a kobold invasion occur one after the other, after slaughtering each other, the humans are left, with a few master thieves, and an archer.
The captured dragon, still sitting outside in my cages, was set free by the archer WHO DECIDED TO BREAK STUFFZ set the dragon free... melting those 3, and i had just sent out my people to drag it in...
so then he manages to not get captured by my other 2 golden cages, "spiked with large cut *diamond*" and gets into my fort, burning all but my 2 legendary hammer men.
*combat*
dragon burns shits loads of peepul
hammer man is D:<
hammer man hits dragon in left foot with hammer
other hammer man hits dragon in throat
hammer 1 hits dragon in face, breaking the !! BRAIN !! ?
dragon is dead
*combat*
so now i have about 4 civ's (3 are babies T.T) and 2 soldiers
and the survivor does... nothing
(peasant too lazy to do jack)
so i have my soldiers do civ work, trying to boost their feelings ):
and thus... the 4 and 2 soldiers mate
no migrants showed up... figure war?
and they died from the male dragon "kith somethingorother" the male dragon
dragon says *REVENGE BISH... RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*