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Rainseeker

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Pig the Merchant
« on: November 30, 2011, 02:22:57 pm »
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...stopped pigs from thinking that they are selling things at the market...

Pig:  Get your bacon here!  Links!  Breakfast patties!

ToadyOne:  NO!  BAD PIG!

Pig:  I am ashamed.
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 03:15:22 pm »
"This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy..."-My thoughts, upon reading that devlog update.

« Last Edit: November 30, 2011, 03:18:03 pm by King DZA »
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 03:34:49 pm »
this little piggy went to the market, and this little piggy got programmed out of the game,
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 04:21:09 pm »
This little piggy got bugfixed.
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 07:42:24 pm »
And this little piggy went whee, whee, whee, all the way to the fortress, where he was killed by an errant goblin's bolt.
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2011, 10:42:18 pm »
I want to see a Dorf shout "Soo-ee!" and watch as all the pigs on the map swarm to eat from the slop trough.  Or the Dorf.  Either is Fun.
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2011, 11:08:48 pm »
I am the Pig-man. My pork is delicious.
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2011, 11:48:19 pm »
Soo-ee!
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 12:38:34 pm »
Quote from: dorf on December 01, 2011, 11:48:19 pm
Soo-ee!

Truly, now, my life is complete.   :o
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 02:06:54 pm »
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 03:19:28 pm »
Quote from: SirPenguin on December 03, 2011, 02:06:54 pm
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Ah animal farm. Why aren't there more anthropomorphic animal based satires around these days? That's the recession for you. Fucking bankers.
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 02:04:12 am »


The image warping internet gremlin has affected this image. My apologies as I have no control over his actions and I understand him naught though I know he is resolute in his determination to wreck the text in that image.

Quote from: Wayward Device on December 03, 2011, 03:19:28 pm
Quote from: SirPenguin on December 03, 2011, 02:06:54 pm
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Ah animal farm. Why aren't there more anthropomorphic animal based satires around these days? That's the recession for you. Fucking bankers.

Yeah, I know. I'll spread the word if there is one that already exists and it's pretty good. I mean, I'd be surprised if there wasn't one already. If there isn't, this would be a good time to insert it, if you are a time traveler or something. Or an author.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2011, 02:23:00 am by Duuvian »
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FINISHED original composition:
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Sort of finished and awaiting remix due to loss of most recent song file before addition of drums:
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2011, 08:28:10 am »
...that'll do, pig.
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2011, 03:38:55 am »
Quote from: Wayward Device on December 03, 2011, 03:19:28 pm
Quote from: SirPenguin on December 03, 2011, 02:06:54 pm
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Ah animal farm. Why aren't there more anthropomorphic animal based satires around these days? That's the recession for you. Fucking bankers.
Because these days anything anthropomorphic is furry.
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Re: Pig the Merchant
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2011, 03:57:24 am »
I love that book!
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