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[King DZA]

Great. As if the goblins weren't badass enough already.

Goblin 1:"Let's see, we summon demonic overlords from the very pits of hell, we tame and ride ancient beasts from the godforsaken depths of the earth, we have a society that lets everyone pretty much do whatever the fuck they want...oh yeah, and we're immortal. I just don't think there's any way we could get any more awesome..."

Goblin 2:"How about Jedi...?"

Goblin 1"....Yeah, why not."

I seriously hope that I can merge goblins into the community when forts become multiracial, or at least have them stop by after the inn release. Or better yet, Goblin Fortress!

[fraxert]

Great. As if the goblins weren't badass enough already.

Goblin 1:"Let's see, we summon demonic overlords from the very pits of hell, we tame and ride ancient beasts from the godforsaken depths of the earth, we have a society that lets everyone pretty much do whatever the fuck they want...oh yeah, and we're immortal. I just don't think there's any way we could get any more awesome..."

Goblin 2:"How about Jedi...?"

Goblin 1"....Yeah, why not."

I seriously hope that I can merge goblins into the community when forts become multiracial, or at least have them stop by after the inn release. Or better yet, Goblin Fortress!

Until you mentioned "Goblin Fortress!", I could not imagine a civilization with more casualties, animal cruelty, elf-hating, magma, and general FUN/badassery, and now I can.  The fact that goblins are out badassing dwarves should fill us with shame.

[krenshala]

I think I'm going to start calling goblin lashers "jedi scum".

Remember, Vader did bring balance to the force.  By the time he was done there were only two Sith and two Jedi ... about as balanced as you can get without removing all of both flavors of Force users.

I think I'll start calling goblin lashers "jedi scum" as well, of course.  It just has a nice sound to it, especially considering the discussion about goblins actually being a force of good ... or at least Child Protection Services.

[fraxert]

I think I'll start calling goblin lashers "jedi scum" as well, of course.  It just has a nice sound to it, especially considering the discussion about goblins actually being a force of good ... or at least Child Protection Services.

I have to agree with that notion.  Raising children to become warriors or laborers is better than carrying them into battle as infants.

[King DZA]

Speaking of goblin Jedi, has anyone ever noticed how coincidental it was that Yoda was small, green, and raspy voiced?

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I think we may be onto something.