El Presidente, the people that have come here from Europe say there is a great demand for cigars there. And the farmers say that the land east of the gold mine would be perfect to grow tobacco. We could make a lot of money Excellency... Three farms? A good number Excellency! I applaud your limitless wisdom!
I see you have seen fit to change our immigration policy to allow more people in. Very wise Excellency! We will need more workers for the tobacco farms.
Excellency! I have received a petition from the people, demanding an election! It is signed by two soldiers of your guard I might add. Go out on the balcony and burn it before them? Are you sure that's wise Excellency? Right, on my way! No need for revolvers Excellency!
The intellectuals are up in arms about the recent petition-burning-policy of the government. They say it limits the voice of the people. In fact they have sent us a petition regarding it, signed by the teachers, the university professors, most of the students and the same two guardsmen as before. They want us to build a newspaper, hold an elec-Oh El Presidente. Why must you always get that revolver out? There is no-
*bang*- Alright, I'm going to burn it...
*sounds of gunfire permeate the room* El Presidente! The traitor guardsmen are rebelling! They are headed towards the palace now! But not to worry! You're remaining guardsmen will protect us!
They did it Excellency! And without a single casualty! Those snooty intellectuals won't try anything else like that again anytime soon! This calls for a celebration! Care for some champagne? No? Vodka? Ah there's something you like Excellency!
Despite all the fighting by the docks, we managed to export a huge amount this year. However happiness is plummeting Excellency...something must be done. If only those lazy construction workers would get around to building that power plant!
Excellency the farms are done, however we have no laborers to work in them. I have done some research and it seems it is because so many people are leaving. We must raise happiness or simply stop building more buildings.
Perhaps I spoke too soon. Desperate for work, twelve immigrants have just arrived! Oh...but their welcome to the island seems to be a teamster waving a burning tropican flag over his head...this could mean trouble later Excellency. Best we keep our mind on these immigrants.
Um I'm sure you've had enough bad news for one day Excellency, but the capitalists keep sending us letters saying how much they'd love if we built more factories. I keep telling them about the jewelry factory we have under construction but they won't listen! They want it done and the construction workers already have too much to do. Yes Excellency you are right. It does not help that the construction workers are lazy bastards.
Once again the Americans feel as if they must put their nose where it does not belong! A gunboat has been spotted en route to Tropico! What's your plan El Presidente? Contact the Russian ambassador? Right away Excellency!
Outside a meeting room in the Tropican foreign embassy... Are you sure you want to go through with this Excellency? I mean it may hurt tourism, and I don't trust the Russians. Do you remember what happened with the gold mines? They may make similar demands again. And we will have to comply as the base they will establish will contain more than enough force to defeat us in an instant. You are quite certain? Alright then let us go and sign the paper.
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