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Author Topic: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.  (Read 64935 times)

Ochita

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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: 9.32am: Private Fighter Jets? Yes!
« Reply #390 on: November 21, 2011, 03:18:00 pm »
Evasive maneuvers, use chaff.
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Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: 9.33am: Evasive Maneuvers!
« Reply #391 on: November 21, 2011, 05:32:55 pm »
Tuesday: 0933 hours.
 
Quote from: Sinpwn on November 21, 2011, 03:07:34 pm
Swerve to the right and tail Daniel, fire ze missiles.

Swerving hard to the right, something goes disasterously wrong! You pressed the wrong bloody button! You swerve so hard you start spiralling out of control! You hurtle at a thousand miles per hour towards the ground [1]!


Quote from: Ochita on November 21, 2011, 03:18:00 pm
Evasive maneuvers, use chaff.

As you watch Sinclair's plane hurtle at a thousand miles per hour towards the ground, you can even start to smell the cigar smoke of the fine Cuban cigars you're pretty sure you get served for breakfast when you're GenCorp CEO. You can even imagine the fine young la – EH SNAP OUT OF IT! EVASIVE MANEUVERS! USE CHAFF!

You fire off some chaff for the hell of it [4].

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Spoiler: Daniel (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Sinclair Sleen (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: 9.33am: Evasive Maneuvers!
« Reply #392 on: November 21, 2011, 08:01:07 pm »
Ack! Even out! Pull up! Rise on vertical axis! Ascend! Elevate! Fail at falling! Fire ze missiles on the way back up!
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: 9.33am: Evasive Maneuvers!
« Reply #393 on: November 22, 2011, 12:57:49 pm »
Fire the machine guns, bring him down.

"I'm sorry sinclair, but I like to live for a bit longer, so I guess this will be your death.."
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Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: That Doors Song
« Reply #394 on: November 23, 2011, 04:04:24 am »
Tuesday: 0934 hours.
 
Quote from: Ochita on November 22, 2011, 12:57:49 pm
Fire the machine guns, bring him down.

Quote from: Sinpwn on November 21, 2011, 08:01:07 pm
Ack! Even out! Pull up! Rise on vertical axis! Ascend! Elevate! Fail at falling! Fire ze missiles on the way back up!

AIR COMBAT JET DEATH DUEL INITIATED!

Hurtling towards the ground, Sinclair tries to fail at falling! He succeeds to fail at falling [5]! He evens out! He pulls up! He rises on the vertical axis! To put it simply, he avoids smashing himself to smithereens on a large rock on the ground!

A voice crackles over comms.

"I'm sorry Sinclair, but I like to live for a bit longer, so I guess this will be your death… Wait, is this the right button?"

As Sinclair and his jet start to ascend, Daniel swoops down upon him, machine guns blazing. Sinclair fires his vaguely European missiles!

Just as his cockpit starts violently beeping with the lock on warning, Daniel finally gets his 24 wing mounted machine guns on target! A thunderstorm of hailing bullets rips into the air! Sinclair’s private jet fighter plane bursts into flames! It explodes! It disintegrates! Some parts of it ascend! Most parts of it succeed at falling! Sinclair is showered in bits upon the GenCorp complex! His liver flies through the sky! His pancreas drops to the ground! His kidneys are toast! His spleen is cracked! His fingers are severed! His heat-seeking mindflail missile speeds towards Daniel’s plane! Daniel hits eject!

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Floating to the ground in a fit of ecstasy, having become the richest and most powerful man in industry, Daniel, GenCorp CEO, glances upwards for a brief second to see his private fighter jet plane explode into bits above him. Shrapnel rains down, miraculously avoiding him and his parachute.

He glances down to see a dozen secretaries jetpack up towards him.

One is carrying his new laptop, powerpoint presentations about cats open and ready for inspection. One is carrying his bourbon and cigar. One is carrying a coffee machine.

All are superhot!

All are starting their first day at GenCorp!

Achievement Unlocked! GenCorp CEO!
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Spoiler: Daniel (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Sinclair Sleen is DECEASED (click to show/hide)


P.S.
All status sheets on page 1 should now be up to date.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2011, 04:10:32 am by lawastooshort »
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.
« Reply #395 on: November 23, 2011, 10:15:56 am »
*cheers*


Fun ride- I enjoyed it.  Thanks for hosting!
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.
« Reply #396 on: November 23, 2011, 10:33:35 am »
Congratz, Ochita. ^^^
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.
« Reply #397 on: November 23, 2011, 11:39:29 am »
Aha. I knew my technique of running and non-direct assault won!
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.
« Reply #398 on: November 23, 2011, 12:06:06 pm »
Congrats Ochita! And thanks for running this lawastooshort.
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.
« Reply #399 on: November 23, 2011, 12:29:32 pm »
Yeah. Thanks Lawastooshort. You made a entertaining and fun to play forum game.
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.
« Reply #400 on: November 23, 2011, 12:32:25 pm »
Another quick compliment: I think this is the first RTD to actually finish, not just kind of... fade out. ^^^ Good work, la! It was a madcap read. :3
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.
« Reply #401 on: November 23, 2011, 03:10:08 pm »
Aye, that was great! :D It went for ages, and I know you said you were close to burning out, but you sort of shook things up to keep going and finish it. It was nice reading the summaries on page one, too!
Nice job! And I got to summon dinosaurs, too, so that's always a plus.
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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.
« Reply #402 on: November 26, 2011, 03:30:39 pm »
Thanks very much chaps, I had fun writing it and I have to say there were some very good actions and characters (and players) to write for :)

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Re: Roll to Work at GenCorp! Tuesday: The End: A New CEO.
« Reply #403 on: November 27, 2011, 12:59:46 am »
Popping in to say Bravo! Good work on actually seeing something through.

Also...

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