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Madventurer

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Now this is just wrong....
« on: November 05, 2011, 10:33:27 am »
...in so many ways...
Alright, generated a new world. First I check its legends for anything cool/funny/interesting.
I find a dwarven civilization in my 600 years world.
Since 192, it has been ruled by elves. But it is still dwarven. Elves. Rulers of dwarven civilization.
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Quote from: backora900 on December 26, 2011, 05:31:44 pm
Then he made grudge wit about 20 other dwarfs (still don't know why - perhaps they were stealing his chair).

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Re: Now this is just wrong....
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2011, 10:39:27 am »
D-do we want to look?
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Re: Now this is just wrong....
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2011, 10:45:23 am »
Ready or not, here they come. I also noticed that those elves have dwarven names.

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Quote from: backora900 on December 26, 2011, 05:31:44 pm
Then he made grudge wit about 20 other dwarfs (still don't know why - perhaps they were stealing his chair).

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Re: Now this is just wrong....
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2011, 10:49:17 am »
Happens every now and then, elves got conquered by that civ and one managed to get to be king. Seen it happen with humans and goblins too. I think that's how Cacame appeared, too.
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Re: Now this is just wrong....
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2011, 10:50:29 am »
This is....What? Must be related to Cacame Awemedinade. MUST BE.
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2011, 10:52:36 am »
Elves have managed EVERY SINGLE Genral/Queen/Like that task for 400 years!
Thats pretty weird on any scale.
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Quote from: backora900 on December 26, 2011, 05:31:44 pm
Then he made grudge wit about 20 other dwarfs (still don't know why - perhaps they were stealing his chair).

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Re: Now this is just wrong....
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2011, 01:42:09 pm »
Hm. Well. Just because it's a dwarven civ doesn't mean it contains dwarves.

If the elves killed every single dwarf, donned their hats and realised the virtue of.. y'know.. SHELTER then it will always be ruled by elves.

 However if there's a very small minority of elves then.. weird. i guess?
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Re: Now this is just wrong....
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2011, 01:48:58 pm »
Judging by the civ name, isn't this actually a goblin civ with an elf majority that conquered the dwarves?

So basically it's goblins using elf puppet rulers to humiliate the dwarves.
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2011, 02:03:21 pm »
Quote from: Ieb on November 05, 2011, 01:48:58 pm
Judging by the civ name, isn't this actually a goblin civ with an elf majority that conquered the dwarves?

So basically it's goblins using elf puppet rulers to humiliate the dwarves.

But what the goblins didn't know is that the dwarves were having an affair with the elves ex-boyfriends, the humans. However, the humans were actually in love with the goblins and the elves had secretly turned lesbian.

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Re: Now this is just wrong....
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2011, 02:26:20 pm »
Cacame will reborn, it'll be the incarnation of all other elven dwarfs, and it will rule the Imperium Of Dwarf!
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Re: Now this is just wrong....
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2011, 06:18:14 pm »
Elf leaders?

Those dwarfs must be...  B) ... livid as furnaces.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2011, 06:21:13 pm by Muttonhawk »
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