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Author Topic: Post your quotes and witticisms!  (Read 2125 times)

mainiac

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Re: Post your quotes and witticisms!
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2011, 12:11:55 am »

I dunno about you but fear has saved me from quite a bit of pain in the past.

Anywho, in a discussion about rappers dying of aids/bullets:
"No, Tupac is alive and hiding in an aids clinic."
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Scaraban

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Re: Post your quotes and witticisms!
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2011, 03:28:21 am »

Good thing I've got the great big Hoyt's New Cyclopedia of Practical Quotations right here for such an occasion!
One google later: Wait, it actually exists?!?
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Re: Post your quotes and witticisms!
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2011, 03:46:11 am »

"Aren't you guys supposed to be working right now?"

<Deranged Laughter>
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mainiac

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Re: Post your quotes and witticisms!
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2011, 11:23:10 pm »

"Differential Equations takes a single elgant set of data and tortures it until it recants it's coefficients and starts pretending to be a different order of equation."

Oh yes it does. 21,000 quotations and about 20,800 that probably aren't worth reading. Go ahead and throw a concept at me, I'll dredge up a quote on it or your money back.

Amazing what schools mark for disposal, eh?

Got anything on telecomunications?
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Re: Post your quotes and witticisms!
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2011, 10:27:44 am »

The Final Fantasy 7 page on wikipedia has 141 citations as of the last time I sniffed around (looking for the remake of the game that I expected with my copy of Duke Nukem Forever).
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Re: Post your quotes and witticisms!
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2011, 10:34:31 pm »

A diamond saved is a diamond wasted.
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mainiac

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Re: Post your quotes and witticisms!
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2011, 12:47:20 am »

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