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[RustyTheBrave]

... And he joined me. No, seriously, he did. I have no idea how it happened, but I now have an Azure Devil (Smurf?) helping me with my adventures.
Apparently he looks like a giant fat scaly blue monkey that oozes poison.

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Now to take on the world!

[CriticallyAshamed]

This post comes up pretty much once a week now =/

Although I remember posting one myself. It is a pretty exciting experience when you manage to recruit clowns. I wonder how many you could potentially get? A roving band of them sounds most entertaining. Until you realise one has noxious secretions I guess.

[RustyTheBrave]

Drat, I thought it was somewhat unique... Still, it was rather awesome watching him beat the snot out of all the critters that had killed my other characters. Incidentally, he DOES have noxious secretions, so this should be entertaining. They keep evaporating and poisoning things that wrestle him.

[Putnam]

You'd better stay the hell away from him, then

[jaxy15]

It's not a he, it's an it.

[Masked_Hunter1825]

I just had an idea so crazy it must work. Recruit a clown, or several. Then, travel to the depths (best done with curious structure) and remove the sword. Fight the demonic legion hordes with your own!

[Rumrusher]

I just had an idea so crazy it must work. Recruit a clown, or several. Then, travel to the depths (best done with curious structure) and remove the sword. Fight the demonic legion hordes with your own!

it might work if not the case of getting caught in one of the syndromes they pass around and bleed out.

[CriticallyAshamed]

You would want to have some sort of dwarven biosuit then. I can just imagine how many different debilitating infections you would pick up from all the clowns fighting each other. Can you train up recruited clowns? Because you'd be outnumbered, assuming you recruited a max of 15, by... a lot. Getting them to legendary might make up for it.

[Spish]

It's not a he, it's an it.

Humanoid demons do, in fact, have genders. It's a he.