Implant the word "Traitor" in one of the goblin's heads.
DO EET!
You pick a goblin a random and implant the word traitor into her mind.
The goblin taps another goblin wearing glasses on the shoulder and as he turns around, she punches him square in the nose screaming, "That’s what you get for dating an elf, you traitor!" The goblin comes tumbling down, but he gathers himself and stands
"Kyla, I don't know what gotten into you....you've been fine with me seeing Camia for a year now...."
"You know, for a smart ass like you, Ulspa, one your pretty dense, were a dying race, and your rummaging around forts for precious gifts for your "Ilami" or whatever pet name she gave you, I'm sick of it"
The goblin sighs and continues rummaging through workshops and stock piles.
Use the power of rock to bend reality to make a troll get enraged and throw the rock at the highest ranking goblin nearby.
You try to get a troll to throw a rock at a high ranking goblin official.
A troll picks up a dwarf spleen and throw it at the back of a goblins head. The goblin turns around and says," You cheeky bastard", and returns fire. Soon the half of the hall clears out to look for the dwarves' famous dining hall for the real battle: Food. Fight.
The bespectacled goblin picks you up and scratches his chin. He then mutters something about a "constuct" and stuffs you in his bag.
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