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[Yoink]

I edited me post a little, then. Just a little.
Also, I'm getting rather good at this table-slingin' business...

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Note to self: In case of zombie invasion, make sure to have a large stone table handy.

[Bardum Idith]

Go heckle the humans efforts at catching the horse

You go towards the human and the dead dwarf (who is not wearing any socks, just a bloody pig tail coat) and shout random things.

"Haaay! Why do you interrupt me? Can't you see I'm on an important mission, little beard man?"

>_

Club the zombie across head.

You make the zombie a bit deader. It is definitely dead now.

>_

Odok cancels battle, interrupted by infected wound!

hidden dice roll!
Concerned about zombie infection you start to freak out but somehow the wound seems to be quite uninfected.

>_

He will stand there, breathing heavily and watching with concern as Zan batters the re-dead corpse. "Erm... I think it's dead, Zan. Well, dead again. Re-dead? You know what I mean."
Also: "...Odok? Are you feeling alright, there?"

You stand there, talking to the other dwarves and pondering about the reasons of their clearly irrational behaviour. They mad?

>_

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Adequate Drummer (+2)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)
Novice Runner (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
chert table: hit-3, 1d7 dmg (wielded)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 4/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg
small bronze chisel

Spoiler: Tobul Squashberry (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Adequate Dyer (+2)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
fungiwood flask of redroot dye

[MonkeyHead]

Ach, you are, are you? What be so important you are horse bothering? You seen a fortress around here somewhere?

[Haspen]

"Two down, two to go, I believe! We should destroy the zombies below and at last get into the safety room or whatever lies behind that gate."

[Ultimuh]

"I.. uuh.. just a pointless panic attack?"
Odok cancels panic attack, interrupted by mild confusion!
Odok cancels mild confusion, gotta get rid of this corpse!
"We have to do something about this body,
who knows when it might rise up again!"

[Yoink]

"Erm... Are you sure we should go... Dealing with the rest of these shambling types on an empty stomach?"
Rovod, ever the practical (and unheroic) one, suggests searching for food, and possibly a nice barrel of fresh milk. But, naturally, his protests are overridden and he's dragged into some mad plan to rid the path ahead of zombies, most likely involving him whacking them with the table whilst whimpering in terror.
He'll try not to let the other two get hurt! Things are bad enough as it is...