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[Girlinhat]

You say wrong, I say glorious.  At least we can agree that it went.  And it still wents.  It's wenting right now.  Can you, feel it...?

[Mephansteras]

Do I even want to know what your definition of 'wenting' is?

That sounds like an odd DF prefstring.

"likes forum threads for their wenting"

[Eddren]

"Likes Tentacle Demons, for their Wenting nature."

[Girlinhat]

Beat me to it, got nothing to add.

[King DZA]

If they desire to sleep in filth, let them.  I am busy overseeing the importing and construction of a solid gold block phallus on my front lawn.  I cannot be bothered to clean their bedrooms like some mother of 5 year olds.  The phallus will do that.  Once it's been fitted with a magma ejaculator.  It'll all be clean then...

...

Does she terrify anyone else?

I haven't been around here very long. Everyone terrifies me.

But i love you bunch of lunatics anyway.

[urick]

Phallus isn't off-topic, especially un circumcised. (Say cheese!)
Anyway in Bellsphrase I would always seem to find leftover dwarven bedtime snackies stinking up the apartments, so I'm playing a no- cheese challenge this time.

Re: tables and empty dining rooms, have you assigned this feasting hall to anyone in particular? I don't think dwarfs like to eat in someone else's room.

[Teneb]

If one is terrified of a giant golden phallus that ejaculates magma, one hasn't been around the forums for very long. I'd say the mermaid farming machine is far more terrifying for non-DF players.

Even if the golden phallus was something of horror, the magma would instantly make it awesome and dwarfy.

[Girlinhat]

I like to think that my dwarven childcare is right up there among the horrors of DF that we are all proud of, even if we would decry them in a court of law.

[Melissia]

I make use of cheese frequently in early game (I try to bring two alpacas of opposite sexes with me on each embark), but right now... not so much.  Too much food.

[Ross Vernal]

I embark with a lot of units of milk and turn it into cheese right off the bat.

[TantrumTime]

Somewhere along the way this innocent thread about cheese went horribly, horribly wrong.

I'd say it's par for the course. Did you see that crundle thread? That one started out wrong.

Sig'd!

[Sphalerite]

Before grazing was put it, I used to feed my fortresses with cheese.  Fifty cows in a single cage, and three farmer's workshops working nonstop.  Now it's too annoying to keep the dairy herd alive, and I've switched to egg farming.

[simonthedwarf]

Hey fellow supermen who abide by the Code of the D0rf.

I think eating a particularly masterworked supercheese should give dwarves a unique happy thought. I can't remember ever seeing a thoughts description mention cheese in particular.

 I would not be suprised to see Master Toady say that cheese and dwarves have a lot in common, and I would agree.

- They both smell strong, and worse as they age
- They probably both taste "more" as they age
- They both "go good from going bad"
- They both have a tendency to have parts of them removed
- They both usually get one or more holes in them
- They have the same paternal relationship to cats as cheese has to milk

[Mitchewawa]

Cheese requires construction, where as dwarf pregnancies just sort of appear.

However, I do see some resemblance...