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[Tack]

Snatch up two katana and kill all ninja that get near nick. Nick should get to some cover and have a rest.

Also give Nick a katana to hold in his teeth.

[Theodolus]

oh, crap, I missed the part where nick lost his other arm. huh. poor nick. he can still use it in his teeth though. That or he can just bust out the tae kwon do moves.

[QuakeIV]

"BATMAN, WE HAVE FOUND AN OPENING TO THE PRIMARY SUPPORT COLUMN, LAUNCH THE BATMISSILES AT OUR POSITION!"

[QuakeIV]

You're all bastards.

[Gatleos]

"SAVE US BATMAN"
"I'm... kind of busy right now. I'm whipping up a soufflé in the Batkitchen."
"YOU'RE USELESS"
"It's a soufflé! I can't leave it or-"
"NINJAS EVERYWHERE"
"Alright alright. I could... let me see... ah, Steve is nearby! I could call in a favor from him but it may take a while for him to get there."
"DO IT"

Nick picks up the katana with his teeth and spins around, decapitating all the nearby ninjas! You and Nick back up toward the window as the ninjas close in on you. Another raptor rider bounds in through a window at the other end of the room!
NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio | Utility Belt
VEHICLE: Batcycle [!]
WOUNDS: Light Bleeding (chest/arms) | Heavy bleeding (eye) | Cracked Ribcage
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun | Katana
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Missing Right Arm | Missing Left Arm | Light Bleeding (chest) | Very Heavy Bleeding (left arm stump)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu

[Time Blossom]

It lives!

Also: Steve... Irwin? Steve Jobs?

What's with all the dead Steves?

Anyway...

>Steal Nick's D20
then
>Push the self-destruct button on the Batcycle's keyring, and leap out of the soon-to-be-exploding building while the ninjas "hurr?" at the comical car-unlocking bloop-bloop noise.

[Taricus]

Also take Nick's SMG and mow the ninjas down!

[Zako]

He's out of ammo!

Grab two katana and buy yourself time until backup arrives!

[Gatleos]

You make a break for the Batcycle, picking up two katanas on the way and slashing your way through the room of ninjas! You then snatch up the Batcycle's keys from the floor and run back to Nick.
Nick passes out from blood loss and falls to the floor.

The ninjas close in around you as even more of them flood in through the windows and stairwell. You hold up the Batcycle's keyring and press the large red button.
"Jutsu this, bitch."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MELVIN LEVEL UP!!!
Melvin has reached level 3.

You land in some bushes outside the building. You can hear more ninjas coming around the side of the complex toward you!
NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Katana x2 | Mom's Car Keys | Police Bat Radio | Utility Belt
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Light Bleeding (chest/arms) | Heavy bleeding (eye) | Cracked Ribcage
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun | Katana
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Unconscious | Missing Right Arm | Missing Left Arm | Light Bleeding (chest) | Very Heavy Bleeding (left arm stump)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu

[Armok]

> turn the complex into a simple.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Throw down a smoke grenade and escape through an open manhole cover into the sewers.

[Pandarsenic]

Revive the game Cage.