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Karnewarrior

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HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« on: August 13, 2011, 05:00:43 pm »


  The grass was green under my feet, and translucent bubbles floated by in weightless clouds of tormented souls, sceeching out in pain.

  A thousand rainbows of blood rained from the sunlit sky as the world got hotter and hotter. The grass was lit on fire, the dirt turned to brimstone, the world grew didm. Now we were underground, in a cavern far larger than anything that could, no, should exist. A puppy ran up happily under my feet, gallivanting around innocently, then turned inside out and watched it's own blood spill out onto the burning grass below.

  I'm Azel, renagade Demon. The devines call me "Greyfeather". God calls me "Boy". I call myself Azel. The humans? They call me hope.
 
  I need to reintigrate myself if I'm to do what I'm supposed to. I need to spy. I'll need to assasinate some devils too.

  What have I gotten myself into?

 
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« Last Edit: September 05, 2011, 11:54:38 am by Karnewarrior »
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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2011, 10:49:03 pm »

> Act natural. We did this for eons already, how hard could it be to get back into the swing?
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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2011, 11:20:39 pm »

Well, first is to get a grip on yourself. Pull your mind together. Take stock of your surroundings.
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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2011, 11:27:58 pm »

Wonder why falling is so hard the second time.
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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 03:52:54 pm »

I figure it's best to act natural, but with my wings the color of a cloudy sky I'd hardly be able to fit in with the ebon-winged Devils or the bat-winged Demons. I'd probably have to-

There was a tiny pop and something minature and hot pink appeared right over my shoulder. Startled, I spun around and launched myself from the mite, which gave me a "You're an idiot" look and blew a raspberry. It took a few seconds for me to recognize the Cherub. Great.

Most humans have heard of imps and have a pretty good understanding of what they do. They're the little guy with horns and a pitchfork, who's more annoying than evil. Cherubs are pretty much the same exact thing, only hot pink, working for the good guys, and usually a little fatter around the middle. To add onto that, they're still riled up that they were replaced by Angels as God's favored. Really what happened was God got sick and tired of having to deal with their bullshit and made someone big to make them shut up.

Because when you're trying to go undercover in hell, having a loudmouthed italian Devine hovering over your shoulder and trying to ship demons is exactly the way to go.

"Your God, Thy savior, who art in Heaven," intoned the little twerp, "Hath instructicated me, to cometh to thy aid, soeth thateth thou keep thine ass a part of you." He shot me a shit-eating-grin and continued, "So I'm supposed ta help you try'n do whateva yo tryin' ta do an' report back to Boss if yous dead. Yous dead yet?"

"Of course not." I said tersely.

"Well'n that sucks."

"How so?" I growled, knowing what the answer would be.

"'Cuz iff'n you 'aint dead i gotta be stuck here in this hellhole!" He laughed at his own joke. It was like listening to a sealion try and gargle a band geek lit on fire.

I would have wrung the life out of the little thing, but I was trying to be incognito, leaving a dead Cherub would be like leaving breadcrumbs right to my hiding spot.

What to do about him? Besides roasting him over an open flame, there were plenty of those and that wouldn't kill him too much. The roasting was a given. But I needed to be quiet, and this guy wasn't about to shut up just because the fate of the worlds depended on it.

Cherubs aren't too bright.

 
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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 06:52:32 pm »

> Inform him of the gravity of the situation, that being both of us being infinitely tortured to death over and over if he blows our cover.
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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 07:50:54 pm »

> Also inform him that devils and demons love to tear apart cherubs for fun. It would be best if he stayed quiet, for his own sake, if not both of us. Can't return a message when you are in pieces after all.
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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2011, 10:16:48 am »

Roast him over a fire on a spit.
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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2011, 08:56:56 pm »

I tried to tell him about the situation.

"Look, Cherub..."

"Jack."

"...Jack. Look, Jack, Do you know what demons do to Cherubs?"

"Turn 'em inta imps, duh. What, you thinkin' I'm some sorta moron? I aint afraid o' bein' a imp. Aint much different from bein' a Cherub. Look at me, I aint a fuckin' baby, no-way." He guestured to his five'o'clock shadow and droopy Man-breasts. A single hair curled out of his chest, and his stomache puffed out over a cloth daiper.

What a lovely being.

I grabbed him and brought him close to my face. "If you don't shut up I'll roast you over a spit."

"Fer how long, hot-stuff? You got da time?" Jack sniggered. His breath smelled like cheap wine and bud-light. There's a reason they're the least powerful being in Heaven.

 
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May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2011, 10:39:27 pm »

Fine then...compress him.
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Re: HomecominG -Welcome back, Azel, we missed yoU!-
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2011, 11:07:58 pm »

>Just.... tie him up and put him in a bag or something.
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