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Galick

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QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« on: October 06, 2011, 05:17:07 pm »

Yeah, just rediscovered this a little while ago.  And I was wondering, what's everyone's personal bests?  Here's a link for the game if you guys don't know what it is, and yes, it's meant to be frustrating.

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 05:24:39 pm »

Speaking of QWOP, here's GIRP, a game I've actually beaten. (QWOP was too hard for me)

http://www.foddy.net/GIRP.html

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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 05:55:42 pm »

Many of the sprite based games on that site are fun as well, such as TOO MANY NINJAS and Winner vs Loser.
All are fun, and all are frustrating.
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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2011, 05:57:27 pm »

I won qwop by having my guy do the splits onto the pavement and then continually kick himself forward with his back heel.
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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2011, 06:18:59 pm »

I had mine do an epileptic shuffle that was fairly effective compared to my friends' attempts. And then I hit the first hurdle. Hard.
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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2011, 06:42:44 pm »

My best score in QWOP is like.

Four.

I like GIRP a lot better even though I haven't done much better there.

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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2011, 08:53:41 pm »

I beat it by kicking that hurdle along in front of me. Then I learned how to do it right, got ~10m. trololo
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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2011, 05:52:35 pm »

I limped to the finish line dragging the hurdle behind me. 105!
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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2011, 08:25:55 pm »

I got 100.1m! Yeah!
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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2011, 10:49:48 am »

I am exceedingly proud to say that I managed to hump the ground across the entire 100m, and then faceplant squarely into the sand. This is both the best/worst game ever made. It did what even the Super Meat Boy 'Expert Remix' couldn't do, and made me ragequit a game :(
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Re: QWOP: Everyone is a winner.
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2011, 11:36:54 am »

I ran 3 metres backwards using only my calves but then hit a wall.
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