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Author Topic: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?  (Read 1046 times)

Goodwin

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possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« on: August 20, 2011, 10:44:15 am »

So we just need to get really close to hell, dig a straight down hole to it, but you need to get close so that when you begin the hole, its not a lethal fall. Then, add a hatch, a lever, a burrow, and take your mayor and prisoners and literally CAST THEM INTO HELL!
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PwndJa

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Re: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2011, 11:00:35 am »

Okay but where is the magma during all of this?
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Eddren

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Re: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2011, 11:54:56 am »

He forgot to mention that you also have a hole right over them, leading to the magma sea above, with only a bridge keeping them from magma-ey goodness.
So it's something like this:

lMMMl
\_______
             \F/
              M
              F
              0
              0
              H
M stands for Magma,
l stands for walls,
_ is ground,
F is Floodgate,
\ and / are slopes.
M is Mayor,
0 is Empty Space,
And H is hell.
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Re: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2011, 11:57:02 am »

If you have some artifact furniture (which can't be destroyed even by building destroyers, as far as I know), you can make a incinerating room, powered by demons.
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Re: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2011, 12:27:41 pm »

I believe that you know the answer.

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jaxy15

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Re: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2011, 01:15:16 pm »

If it was possible, I'd suggest feeding them a roast made from their parents and then dropping them into a minotaur labyrinth.
But sadly, cannibalism isn't an option.
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Re: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 01:28:25 pm »

eh, you could probably mod in a reaction that creates meat in addition to a fatal gas.
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Corneria

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Re: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2011, 01:56:36 pm »

If it was possible, I'd suggest feeding them a roast made from their parents and then dropping them into a minotaur labyrinth.
But sadly, cannibalism isn't an option.
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jaxy15

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Re: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2011, 01:59:58 pm »

If it was possible, I'd suggest feeding them a roast made from their parents and then dropping them into a minotaur labyrinth.
But sadly, cannibalism isn't an option.
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I know, that episode was what prompted me to write that.
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JoshBrickstien

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Re: possibly the most epic way of killing a noble?
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2011, 02:29:26 pm »

If it was possible, I'd suggest feeding them a roast made from their parents and then dropping them into a minotaur labyrinth.
But sadly, cannibalism isn't an option.

Actually, cannibalism is an option.
[CANNIBALISM:ACCEPTABLE]

...
I think.
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