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[Bryan Baywood]

quote:Originally posted by Metal Chao:
<STRONG>When you DIE AT THE COMPUTER BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T EAT, DRINK OR SLEEP.

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Am I taking this too seriously?</STRONG>

Actually, I have to remind myself that plump helmets aren't going to fill my stomach, no matter how many hundreds of them I have in stock.

[Bryan Baywood]

quote:Originally posted by shadow_archmagi:
<STRONG>When you try to farm in your basement.</STRONG>

Some people do this. Lots of heat lamps, and eventually the police find out and bust the grow-op. British Columbia, the province of Canada I live in, is famous for this sensitive export.

[Freddybear]

When you see a tanning salon and you think that it should have been built closer to the butcher shop.

[Alfador]

quote:Originally posted by Kronos:
<STRONG>When you don't take a break from work because it's annoying.</STRONG>

I already do this; I have more fun having an extra hour after work at home, than I do taking an hour's lunch break downtown. I likes me my home computer.

If only there were a way to avoid taking bathroom breaks too, that didn't risk damage to the office furniture (solutions already exist for the medically incontinent, but I drink a lot of water in a workday and would not want to risk leakage). I could work the same hours and look like I'm getting more done, without having to actually work harder!

quote:Originally posted by Kronos:
<STRONG>When all your swearwords become 'Armok' or 'Elf'.</STRONG>

I'm actually using "Armok" in mutterings in the hopes that someone will hear and ask, and maybe become interested in DF.  

quote:Originally posted by Kronos:
<STRONG>When you want to lock heads of government in rooms with a skylight for dropping food and drink into when they try to 'mandate' something you don't like.</STRONG>

WHO DOESN'T!!!!