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Author Topic: But... This is not possible.  (Read 3244 times)

krenshala

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Re: But... This is not possible.
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2011, 10:11:40 pm »
Quote from: Fire_fox on August 17, 2011, 02:31:47 pm
The dwarf is just hugging his new slave!
Yeah, its a bear hug of "Sure! We'll be (squeeze) happy to accept your offer of peace and bring an end (squeeeeeeeze) enjoy the benefits of not having to go to war with yer armies any longer."  I feel sorry for the goblin that got squeezed like that.  At best he probably limped home due to the rib injuries the embrace gave him. :D
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

Broseph Stalin

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Re: But... This is not possible.
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2011, 10:13:31 pm »
Quote from: UristMcHuman on August 17, 2011, 09:17:24 pm
Melt the coins for valuable items. Or chuck them in magma to appease (or horribly anger?) Armok.
Turn them into bolts and insert them into the goblins.
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Khenal

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Re: But... This is not possible.
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2011, 11:03:22 pm »
Make a throwing things adventurer and see how many gobs you can kill with the peace-coins.
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Quote from: Lycaeon on November 29, 2012, 03:34:12 pm
Slave traders occasionally bring feral ghouls for trade. I haven't decided if this is a bug or feature yet.

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Trippin

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Re: But... This is not possible.
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2011, 01:44:32 am »
well the goblin civ IS called the bearded sin... so maybe its just a case of dwarfy goblins?
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Quote from: Aqizzar on August 05, 2009, 04:09:31 am
I imagine that every fortress will eventually become a roiling mass of naked, muddy beardballs so fat they have to travel by rolling around.

Thorus

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Re: But... This is not possible.
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2011, 03:16:10 am »
My guess is: the dwarf on the coin is Thibbledorf Pwent.  ;)
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Re: But... This is not possible.
« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2011, 04:18:00 am »
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...The dwarf is embracing the goblin. This artwork relates to the acceptance of an offer of peace from The Bearded Sin by The Jade Torch...
Suggestive names, aren't these?

My version is, this whole "embracing each other to establish peace between The Bearded Sin and The Jade Torch" thing was just an intricate metaphor for a depraved act.
Which implies that there are images of cross-species depravity on every copper coin in your fortress.
Which, in turn, implies that cross-species depravity is statistically the second most popular theme in your fortress's art, coming just after the rutherers. See what I'm implying here?
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Re: But... This is not possible.
« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2011, 04:22:55 am »
Quote from: HmH on August 18, 2011, 04:18:00 am
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...The dwarf is embracing the goblin. This artwork relates to the acceptance of an offer of peace from The Bearded Sin by The Jade Torch...
Suggestive names, aren't these?

My version is, this whole "embracing each other to establish peace between The Bearded Sin and The Jade Torch" thing was just an intricate metaphor for a depraved act.
Which implies that there are images of cross-species depravity on every copper coin in your fortress.
Which, in turn, implies that cross-species depravity is statistically the second most popular theme in your fortress's art, coming just after the rutherers. See what I'm implying here?

You're implying that you're crazy and need to go to a mental institution?
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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BornInATrailer

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Re: But... This is not possible.
« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2011, 12:47:59 pm »
I didn't notice that... an embrace between representatives of Bearded Sin and green guys called The Jade Torch?  A green stick with a red tip?

Apparently I am also mentally ill.
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Re: But... This is not possible.
« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2011, 04:16:55 pm »
Quote from: Sandrew on August 17, 2011, 12:26:34 pm
Because killing things is currently the only implented way to voice your disagreement.

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Build a grid of floor grates above the entire city. Draft a squadron of masons and bomb the crap out of the city with falling constructed walls.
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