I like to describe the game while I'm playing it to friends sometime.
Cecilff2: I hate beam weapons so much...why can't you ever get any in this game for ships you can use
[Hell] Zero Ziat: Actually I've no idea
[Hell] Zero Ziat: considering i haven't played teh game
Cecilff2: KHAAAAAK
Cecilff2: KHA'AKS EVERYWHERE
[Hell] Zero Ziat: sorta sounds like cock when pronounced
Cecilff2: It does
[Hell] Zero Ziat: sorry for ruining your game
[Hell] Zero Ziat: oh ok
Cecilff2: It sounds a lot like cocks
Cecilff2: RAGING KHA'AKS EVERYWHERE
Cecilff2: And they are pretty much dicks
Cecilff2: Only race in the game that gets beam weapons
[Hell] Zero Ziat: how fitting
Cecilff2: And they are always hostile
Cecilff2: Never bail their ships\
Cecilff2: Impossible to force board too
Cecilff2: No one wants to see flying cocks exploding at your ship
Cecilff2: Oh god
Cecilff2: M3 Khaak ship in this group
[Hell] Zero Ziat: kinky
Cecilff2: TAKE THAT
Cecilff2: Used a boron ship as bait
Cecilff2:
Cecilff2: Dude survived too
Cecilff2: And while the giant kha'ak was busy spraying him with his streams, I came right up behind him and shot my balls into his back end
[Hell] Zero Ziat: this game sounds very porno
Cecilff2: Well boron are tentacle monster people
Cecilff2: :/
[Hell] Zero Ziat: oh
Cecilff2: Man this last patrol sector is going to get me killed I bet
Cecilff2: I did particularly well this mission, I know I'm going to die and have to do it all over
Cecilff2: Really want to get an angel, but need to become more reputable among the borons to do so. Guess that means whoring myself out
Cecilff2:
Cecilff2: 2 ranks above my current rep level
Cecilff2: Need to do more film shoots
[Hell] Zero Ziat: wait what
Cecilff2: Oh man 8 kha'aks flying straight towards me with only the thought of unloading on my ship
[Hell] Zero Ziat: what the hell
Cecilff2: Make that 9
Cecilff2: 2 of the kha'aks exploded
Cecilff2: all over
Cecilff2: The boron military are helping service the rest
[Hell] Zero Ziat: well that's certainly peculiar for this sort of game
Cecilff2: Oh man I did it. I exploded all the kha'aks
Cecilff2: Now to clean up the mess
I think he got the wrong impression. Was in my sabre(With EMP cannons of course) doing a patrol run for the boron. Ended up fighting a lot of kha'ak m5s. A couple m4s and an m3. I don't know why describing it sounds so dirty.