The Recruit Limul Kâkdallogem's First day in the Dwarven Army.
<Limul> ~Dum de dum..
<Limul> Boy, I sure do love hauling this hunk of limestone to the stockpile.
<Limul> Hmm.. This looks like the same piece I hauled yesterday..
<Limul> ! ... Limul, you know what this means..
<Limul> Job security!
<Limul> ~Dum de dum..
<The> The Dwarven army wants YOU!
<Limul> Sweet!
<Limul> What equipment do I get?
<Besnar> Full plate and a warhammer.
<Limul> Sweet!
<Limul> Gotta go get equipped..
<Limul> Booze.. Now...
<Limul> Drink!
<Limul> Boy, I never noticed how great this flint door is..
<Reg> Chug!
<Rakust> Chug!
<Ed> Chug!
<Fikod> Chug!
<Id> Chug!
<Limul> Crap, I gotta drink the prickleberry wine..
...
<Limul> Ahh, that was great..
<Limul> Oop, gotta get my stuff..
<Limul> Food!
<Limul> Eat!
<Limul> This is one fantasically awesome flint door..
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<Limul> Phew. I finally got this cool pair of copper gauntlets, this set of bronze greaves, and this bronze plate mail. Oh, and a cool iron shield, and an exceptionally decorated silver warhammer. Oh, and a leather helm. Off to the barracks!
<Limul> Hey, it's my good friend Inod Kibfath! Hey Inod, I haven't signed your cast yet..
<Inod> That's okay, Limul.
<Limul> Olin, what happened? When did you get your hand mangled?
<Olin> Just last month. That'll serve me right for fighting while sober.
<Limul> Deler Kibfath? Tosid Akrultan? Sibrek Limârdumat? Kib Asolast? Monom Tithlethcog? All of you guys? What happened here?
<All> You'll find out soon..
<Limul> Oh, you must know wny, you're the only dwarf left standing. What happened here?
<M> Sparring accidents.
<Limul> Hmm. That's some rather poor luck.
<M> Want a go?
<Limul> Sure!
<M> Oof! Grunt!
<Limul> Wow! You can certainly swing an axe well for a dwarf missing both eyes! I barly managed to block that one.
<M> Again?
<Limul> Sure!
<M> Grunt! Oof! keep it up!
<M> Hold up, I lost control of my axe..
<Limul> That's all right, I've got it. It's stuck in the left hemisphere of my brain.
<M> Well, give it back, I kind of need it..
<Limul> It's really wedged in there, you'd better help me with it..
<M> Errng!
The Recruit Limul Kâkdallogem has bled to death!
[ November 02, 2006: Message edited by: Devastator ]