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mill1223

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A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« on: August 14, 2011, 12:51:58 pm »
A Titan showed up with this description. It tried to kill a rabbit but couldn't.
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 12:57:37 pm »
It's made of steam.

A stiff breeze could kill one of them.
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Re: A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2011, 02:25:03 pm »
I wonder if raindrops have any effect...
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Re: A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2011, 02:41:38 pm »
A dwarf with a training weapon should be able to 1shot it.
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Re: A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2011, 03:34:28 pm »
I had a Hunting Naked Mole Dog tear one of those in half. Litterally. She scratched it in the lower body and "the severed part sails off in an arc!"
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Re: A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2011, 03:49:03 pm »
Quote from: mill1223 on August 14, 2011, 12:51:58 pm
A Titan showed up with this description. It tried to kill a rabbit but couldn't.

The quickness and blunt nature of this post made me lol hard.
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Re: A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2011, 05:27:30 pm »
Kinda makes you feel for the poor titan. Embarassing state of affairs that.
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Re: A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2011, 05:54:23 pm »
How many kills did said titan get during world gen?
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Re: A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2011, 05:58:20 pm »
Quote from: Lagslayer on August 14, 2011, 05:54:23 pm
How many kills did said titan get during world gen?
He beat the shit out of some snowmen.
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Re: A Huge Blob Composed of Steam
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2011, 06:02:03 pm »
Quote from: franti on August 14, 2011, 05:58:20 pm
Quote from: Lagslayer on August 14, 2011, 05:54:23 pm
How many kills did said titan get during world gen?
He beat the shit out of some snowmen.
Snowman1:  "What's that over there?"
Snowman2:  "Looks like a really low cloud."
Snowman1:  "Say, did you feel a gentle breeze?"
Snowman2:  "Yeah, I diOHHHH GOD I'M MELTING!"

That's how I see that playing out, the titan pathetically trying to beat them to death with no results just ends up melting them with his heat.
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