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[UndeadLife]

So my Spear-wielding wrestler named Raji Threevirgins was wandering the world with a swordsman companion and a maceman companion when I decided to go visit a shrine. Upon entering the area, dead bodies could be seen everywhere and a savanna titan showed up. I threw all the sand and rocks I could at the titan while my companions went on a suicide mission. When I ran out of rocks, I decided to go down fighting.Then the unexpected thing happened. I somehow managed to charge at the titan and ended up standing on top of him. My companions started biting his arms and legs off while I kept on stabbing him in the head. I finally managed to kill it after a long battle. I felt so proud of Threevirgins. Then my whole band of adventurers got slaughtered by wolves...

[Hark!]

That's an adventure to remember. 

[Elisebambi]

Note to self, dozens of wolves with sharp teeth are more threatening than a titan with a huge set of genitals to kick/stab/otherwise injure to incapacitate him.

[Hark!]

Note to self, dozens of wolves with sharp teeth are more threatening than a titan with a huge set of genitals to kick/stab/otherwise injure to incapacitate him.

Why don't creatures have genitals in Dwarf fortress? I would call that a gaping hole.

[Ahra]

genesis fixd that but they are as hard to hit as throats

[Tiruin]

genesis fixd that but they are as hard to hit as throats

And they work just the same as organs.

[Gizogin]

Wait, "Threevirgins?"  Was that purposeful?

[UndeadLife]

Whoa...I never noticed that.