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magistrate101

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What's your Dwarven Birth Control like?
« on: August 04, 2011, 11:20:27 pm »

I do it with a 13-level pit with ~20 puppy corpses...

On second thought... Should I name it "Dwarven Birth Control"?
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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 11:30:04 pm »
Cages. I don't want my units list to fill up.
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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 11:32:49 pm »
Butchers, tanners, leatherworkers, bone carvers, cooks, soap makers...
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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 04:02:09 am »
puppy/bunny/kitten pen in front of fort for an invasion meatshield.
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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 04:21:16 am »
Unwanted animal babies?  In my fort, there's no such thing as an unwanted animal baby!!!

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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2011, 04:22:43 am »
immediate butchering.
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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 04:23:46 am »
Is there a way to tell if an animal is pregnant (or do they even have pregnancy...)? I think I'd like to have some dog fetus with my plump helmets.
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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2011, 05:56:48 am »
Quote from: Kay12 on August 05, 2011, 04:23:46 am
Is there a way to tell if an animal is pregnant (or do they even have pregnancy...)? I think I'd like to have some dog fetus with my plump helmets.
Yes, they do have pregnancy but afaik there's no way to tell if an animal is pregnant. You only can guess. butchering returns are unaffected by pregnancy state, and, finally, there's no such tissue as fetus, so no way.
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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2011, 06:23:39 am »
Unleash with goblins.

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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2011, 06:26:29 am »
Quote from: nanomage on August 05, 2011, 05:56:48 am
Quote from: Kay12 on August 05, 2011, 04:23:46 am
Is there a way to tell if an animal is pregnant (or do they even have pregnancy...)? I think I'd like to have some dog fetus with my plump helmets.
Yes, they do have pregnancy but afaik there's no way to tell if an animal is pregnant. You only can guess. butchering returns are unaffected by pregnancy state, and, finally, there's no such tissue as fetus, so no way.

At least I can imagine that my dwarves are enjoying a juicy well-minced embryo stew.
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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2011, 06:52:45 am »
Quote from: Kay12 on August 05, 2011, 06:26:29 am
Quote from: nanomage on August 05, 2011, 05:56:48 am
Quote from: Kay12 on August 05, 2011, 04:23:46 am
Is there a way to tell if an animal is pregnant (or do they even have pregnancy...)? I think I'd like to have some dog fetus with my plump helmets.
Yes, they do have pregnancy but afaik there's no way to tell if an animal is pregnant. You only can guess. butchering returns are unaffected by pregnancy state, and, finally, there's no such tissue as fetus, so no way.

At least I can imagine that my dwarves are enjoying a juicy well-minced embryo stew.

You could probably mod it in if you were so inclined.  Though you would probably end up with egg-laying dogs, or puppy fetuses running around your fort, or something equally disturbing.
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Re: How do you control unwanted animal babies?
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2011, 08:19:50 am »
Quote from: dragoncurse on August 05, 2011, 06:23:39 am
Unleash with goblins.

FPS drop, blood and lulz are guaranteed.

I want my first siege, so I can try this... too bad I can't really drop untamed animals into my pit ;)
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