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[Lancezh]

Hello,
in my function as the leader of the Troll Faction inhabiting this board i hereby ask you to do the following to find some answers even for the stupid questions in these boards:

Answer the stupid question from the guy above in a most seriously possible way and then pose another silly question (Starting with "Dear Toady [or Rainseeker],...")
_{(Yes this is a global test about the forums population average IQ)}

Example:
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Q:
"Dear Toady,
i would like to see some implementation of dwarvenporn into the game. When are you going to do it ?

Regards Lance
"

A:
"Hello Lance,
Rainseeker and I sat together today and we discussed this matter over the course of 6 hours and came to the conclusion that unless you meant porn that involves a fetish for humeroradial joints we see little benefit in implementing it and pushed this nonetheless interesting feature back:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Regards, Today"

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The purpose of this Thread has vanished, it is now a Derailthread, only post if you can derail it further!

[freeformschooler]

Instant derail, new topic: We all take bets on how long Lancezh and his invisible troll faction last.

[MonkeyHead]

I will place all my copper coins on "what troll faction?".

[freeformschooler]

I place 20 gold coins on the same.

[Lancezh]

Dederailing of Topic:

How is Freeformschooler able to bet coins on anything when Economy has not been implemented yet

[Megaman3321]

Because it was deemed by the gods that it was possible.

Speaking of which, how long until we can kill them?

[freeformschooler]

Dederailing of Topic:

How is Freeformschooler able to bet coins on anything when Economy has not been implemented yet

DERAIL 3x COMBO:

Reality is the completed version of Dwarf Fortress, which includes economy. This explains why it's collapsing. I am betting my life savings here.

Speaking of which, how long until we can kill them?

This will be the best feature.

[Lancezh]

Dederailing of Topic:

How is Freeformschooler able to bet coins on anything when Economy has not been implemented yet

DERAIL 3x COMBO:

Reality is the completed version of Dwarf Fortress, which includes economy. This explains why it's collapsing. I am betting my life savings here.

Speaking of which, how long until we can kill them?

This will be the best feature.

4x COMBO

Can we build Trains on Rails to load up and derail derailed threads Toady ?

[MonkeyHead]

Oh great, now I get this crap in my updated threads list.

[Lancezh]

Oh great, now I get this crap in my updated threads list.

Thats what you get for trolling the troll. Trololol... now feed me!!!

[freeformschooler]

4x COMBO

Can we build Trains on Rails to load up and derail derailed threads Toady ?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NOT IF THE THREAD TERRORISTS HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

Speaking of which, I am probably unwittingly one of them.

This is gonna get locked or deleted anyway, I might as well have my fun.

[Lancezh]

Lets add some kittens to the topic so they feel bad when they see it!!!!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Thread is legit now!!! Now quick! Reinforce it with a serious question!

[freeformschooler]

Lets add some kittens to the topic so they feel bad when they see it!!!!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Thread is legit now!!! Now quick! Reinforce it with a serious question!

"Toady what is your criteria for facepalming when you see a thread like this?"

[Lancezh]

Tehehehehe i bet he misses the "delete thread" button cause he giggles that much now!