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dav

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Caravan kicked to death by deer
« on: September 01, 2006, 12:22:00 pm »
Finally completed my beautiful, tree-lined avenue to beyond before the first human caravan arrived.  Yay!  But wait - the caravan appears for one second near the peacefully grazing deer and BLAM!  disintegrates into mangrove wood and a heap of elephant meat.  The lone officer that appears dispatched two of the foul creatures before retreating to lick his wounds.  

If this were zombie elephants, I wouldn't complain - even moose bites can be pretty nasty, but deer?

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JT

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Re: Caravan kicked to death by deer
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2006, 06:46:00 pm »
That's why the NRA is lobbying for full-automatic hunting rifles!  Deer are very, very dangerous.

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dav

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Re: Caravan kicked to death by deer
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2006, 10:49:00 am »
Ooh!  Who's the guild rep for the NRA?  That's one noble I'll keep around.  Whoever it is, I'm going to nickname him "Charles."
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Re: Caravan kicked to death by deer
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2006, 08:51:00 pm »
don't deer destroy wagons and bunkers and stuff in those When Animals Attack shows?
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