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elf-fondling human

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Perfect Autonomous Dwarves
« on: June 15, 2011, 08:31:29 pm »
The no eat, no drink, etc. tags are all well and good, but is there a way to make dwarves explode upon death?
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Re: Perfect Autonomous Dwarves
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 08:33:03 pm »
Create an inorganic which combusts upon contact with open air.
Make it so that when they die, a boulder of said inorganic is their death item.
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Re: Perfect Autonomous Dwarves
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 08:36:26 pm »
Excellent! Now I just need to replace the blood with miasma-producing contact poison, and the beard hairs with adamantine strands...
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Re: Perfect Autonomous Dwarves
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 12:05:10 am »
Make sure the dwarves are immune to any syndrome produced by that blood, or your tantrum spirals will become tantrum plunges.
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Re: Perfect Autonomous Dwarves
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2011, 01:28:15 pm »
I actually got rid of poison and syndrome susceptibility all together.
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Re: Perfect Autonomous Dwarves
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2011, 01:43:01 pm »
Bonus points if you make the boiling and ignition point 0 degrees Urist.
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Re: Perfect Autonomous Dwarves
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2011, 03:46:13 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on June 16, 2011, 01:43:01 pm
Bonus points if you make the boiling and ignition point 0 degrees Urist.
Boiling needs to be 1, so that it can catch on fire before boiling.
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Re: Perfect Autonomous Dwarves
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2011, 05:23:06 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 16, 2011, 03:46:13 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on June 16, 2011, 01:43:01 pm
Bonus points if you make the boiling and ignition point 0 degrees Urist.
Boiling needs to be 1, so that it can catch on fire before boiling.
For added points, add an inhaled or on-contact syndrome of some kind to it.
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