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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge a Song... IN SPAAACE! Round 3: Orks iz da biggest an da strongest!  (Read 5260 times)

Taco Dan

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I could've sworn I did. Sorry.


Also, I may drop off the face of the earth for a while, my computer is on its last legs. Just giving fair warning.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

Draignean

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Grab something to eat, the other ship looks like it could fall apart, and this ship is military. No real contest there.
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I have a degree in Computer Seance, that means I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.
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Q: "Do you have any idea what you're doing?"
A: "No, not particularly."

Taco Dan

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I'm back! Now that I don't have to worry about my computer crashing while I'm writing a turn, let's Roll to Dodge!
Put suit where I can find it and search what I'm looking for.
(3) You all decide to split up and use the ship's various duct systems and small crevices to search without being detected. While this has the advantage of getting to know the layout faster, you will probably have to wait a while for everyone to join back up before retrieving the data you're searching for, in any case, you've managed to find a way into the inner workings of the navicom without being detected.


If these arseholes aren't turning into eldritch abominations they're abandoning their posts! I can't trust a single one of 'em! I trod all over the symbols so they're smudged and no longer mean anything, then chop Olon up to make sure he's not going to turn into some weird-ass monster too. Finally, I check the computers to see if there are any escape pods left and what the closest star/planet is.
(5) Your cutlass cleaves nicely through Olon's flesh, chopping him into little pieces, and his blood manages to smudge up most of the symbols around you. Checking the navicom, you find that the nearest planet is fairly far away, and the nearest star is even further. The way you see it, you have two choices: either take the long way, and make sure this thing never harms anyone else, or take the short way and drop it on a random planet for some other crew to stumble upon it. It's your decision, which will it be?


Tell them that there was an attempt to take the tower, but it was stopped. Have my men switch clothes with the dead men to impersonate them if someone comes to check.
(4) (+1 [charisma]) "Everything's under control, situation normal."
"What happened?"
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly alright now. We're all fine here. How are you?"
"Damn that Jenson and his itchy trigger finger, I'm coming up to reprimand him personally."
Of course, when he does come up, your crew immediately takes him hostage as well.
You have just scored your first major victory for the revolution! What next, oh great and powerful leader?


Grab something to eat, the other ship looks like it could fall apart, and this ship is military. No real contest there.
(4) (+1 [stealth]) You manage to get down to the mess hall without further incident, even managing to snatch a crewmember's access card on the way. The mess hall appears to be empty, so you grab a sandwich and some coffee from behind the counter. As you sit down and begin to eat, a large chunk of metal crashes through the floor behind you. You whip around to see the chunk of metal is roughly spear-shaped and covered in spikes and explosives. This thing is about to blow, and you don't want to be anywhere near it when it does.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

SeriousConcentrate

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Yaar, an easy decision. I check the map for any nearby merchant vessels I can pawn this thing off to, I'm not wasting fuel to get to a planet or a star if I don't have to. I gotta cut costs somewhere.
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Darvi

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Reassemble. We need the man-power.
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Draignean

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Disarm the explosive spike using my coffee!
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I have a degree in Computer Seance, that means I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.
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Q: "Do you have any idea what you're doing?"
A: "No, not particularly."

FuzzyZergling

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Head for the Tsar's quarters!
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