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Author Topic: You're no hero.  (Read 1403 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: You're no hero.
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2011, 09:55:20 pm »



You investigate the stick, which turns out not to be a stick at all. It's a house. Your house. You float outside, uncertain about entering. The place contains many memories, you know. You aren't sure you want to remember them.

You're quite sure you don't want to remember how you died.

You gather your courage and prepare to step through the window....


...


Nothing. You feel not a twinge of memory. Feeling vaguely cheated, you set the unconsious boy on your bed and take a look around.



Hey, he seems to be coming awake.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

noah22223

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Re: You're no hero.
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2011, 09:56:20 pm »

Investigate this 'Spurb'.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

choobakka

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Re: You're no hero.
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2011, 09:56:43 pm »

Take arms from chest.

It's like Homestuck, Anthropomorphic Personification edition!
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noah22223

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Re: You're no hero.
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2011, 10:00:14 pm »

Also, Punch him. Keep him sedated.
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Goddammit.

choobakka

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Re: You're no hero.
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2011, 10:01:20 pm »

In the nose. To establish dominance.
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noah22223

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Re: You're no hero.
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2011, 10:07:09 pm »

In the nose. To establish dominance.
Even better...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

AntiAntiMatter

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Re: You're no hero.
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2011, 10:37:54 pm »

Recall information relating to Spurb. See to the welfare of your guest.
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NRDL

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Re: You're no hero.
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2011, 03:00:49 am »

Just hold down the guy, just in case he tries to get up. 
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Armok

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Re: You're no hero.
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2011, 06:31:21 am »

> Squirm like a maggot and lick the screen
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