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Ahrimahn

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-The Greatest Story Ever Written
« on: June 06, 2011, 05:09:51 pm »
I am amazed that so few people have heard of this story because it is truly the funniest thing ever written, 30hs is a Harry Potter fan fiction that is much like My Immortal in how you will never ever forget about it but while My Immortal was hypothetically written by an emo thirteen year old girl 30hs was written by a completely insane thirteen year old boy. The only way i can give a plot summary is just to tell you to imagine if every metal album cover drank a concoction made of every kind of drug in the world and genuine moon dust and simultaneously decided to work together on a Harry Potter fan fiction.

heres a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4 wear headphones if you are not at home this is not safe for work for several reasons.
 
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nenjin

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Re: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-The Greatest Story Ever Written
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2011, 05:11:27 pm »
Groinsaw. Very classy.
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Cautivo del Milagro seamos, Penitente.
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When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.
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Its kinda silly to complain that a friendly NPC isn't a well designed boss fight.
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How will I cheese now assholes?
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Always spaghetti, never forghetti

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Re: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-The Greatest Story Ever Written
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2011, 05:12:31 pm »
Yeah it gets even more unclassy later on.
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Re: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-The Greatest Story Ever Written
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2011, 05:13:40 pm »
When you're to "retina covered pelvis" in the first paragraph I think later on has already arrived :P
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Cautivo del Milagro seamos, Penitente.
Quote from: Viktor Frankl
When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.
Quote from: Sindain
Its kinda silly to complain that a friendly NPC isn't a well designed boss fight.
Quote from: Eric Blank
How will I cheese now assholes?
Quote from: MrRoboto75
Always spaghetti, never forghetti

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Re: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-The Greatest Story Ever Written
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2011, 05:14:56 pm »
"Harry awoke to the throaty grumble of a rape ape.

Not a rape ape, but the rape ape, the last of his kind after the subjugation of the rapeforest. His people once graced the canopy, their penile digits proudly grasping the vines as they swung through the night, their hundreds of sweaty simian dongs trailing a now-fetid memory in the rape ape's watering eye. As his ocular ducts began to well with ancestral pride, so too did the countless meaty members sprouting from the rape ape's every hairy inch. From his eye sockets, ear holes, even his calloused toes, a penile font of cry-juice birthed a deluge."
It gets even less classy.
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