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Johnfalcon99977

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Black
« on: June 04, 2011, 07:55:30 pm »

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You sit in a tavern. It is very busy currently. Music sounds through out.

Silently, unnoticed by the others, a man in a dark hood enters. He moves through the crowd unnoticed, to sit next to you.
He says,
"Anything new?"

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Bdthemag

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Re: Black
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2011, 07:58:40 pm »

"The target has recently hired new security to protect him, the job just got more dangerous."
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: Black
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2011, 08:02:51 pm »

"Shit."
The man waves away an approching Barmaid.
"What info do you have on them, not that just an Airboat and a flinklock will get us far."
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choobakka

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Re: Black
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2011, 08:08:11 pm »

"One Orc. But a big one. Carries this huge axe everywhere. Covered in spiked armor. Nine feet tall, with huge muscles. Goes by the name of Big Jo."
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: Black
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2011, 08:17:33 pm »

The man looks surprised. He chuckles a bit while saying
"An orc? Thats a hyperbole or something, right? Have you forgotten that orcs are small, stupid, and that they only live in Forest Islands? And theirs only one? We have a GUN. He'll die they second the lead ball touches the guy!"
He rolls his eyes,
"So, tell me what he REALLY has."

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choobakka

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Re: Black
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2011, 08:18:53 pm »

"Not joking. Some kind of mutant. He's been shot before, too. It's crazy. I've heard tell that he's half-troll."
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Re: Black
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2011, 08:24:32 pm »

"Mutant? Troll? The hell you talking about? Stop joking with me. Besides, even if it was the kind of... abomination you are talking about, we don't even need to fight it! We have a fucking AIRBOAT. We just go around it."
He places his hand on his head, and whispers quitely enough so that no one but you would hear,
"Besides, I do not think that a high-council member and one of the richest nobles in the land would have ONE person guarding him..."
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Re: Black
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2011, 08:25:14 pm »

"A few of the recently hired security are a mercenary team, they're humans and they pack heavy weaponry. They focus mainly on brute force though so we could try to sneak in or fool them in some way."
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Re: Black
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2011, 09:05:43 pm »

" And if you can get us some other weapons, inform me immediately."
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