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[Number4]

Did someone just question the eternal FACT that elves are filthy, children-eating cannibals? Into the magma chamber!

[Tcei]

I can see it now:

In the late spring of 102 the elf Ihumptrees struck down the human Itastegood.
In the late spring of 102 the corpse of the human Itastegood was reanimated by the necromancer Isleepwithdeadpeople.
In the late spring of 102 the elf Ihumptrees was struck down by the zombie human Itastegood, when  the zombie human Itastegood burst from his chest.

[LilSassy]

In what section of legends would you find an excerpt of an elf eating a sentient creature?

[scout890]

IIRC usually in a battlereport from a war usually coloured yellow it will say down at the bottom after most of the fighting is done

[somebody]

So, going by elves eat their enemies, can i look forward to reading about elves eating zombies in the next release?

[Interus]

I'm guessing that that won't stop it from happening, because who knows what bugs this game might have.

Pretty sure that stuff just stops existing once it's eaten, so you don't have to worry about enemies of the elves coming back as zombies.

That said, I doubt they eat the bones, and there's more than one kind of undead.

[Armok]

*Image: The last zombies wall themselves up to protect themselves from the endless hordes of elves out to eat their brains.*

[Oliolli]

*Image: The last zombies wall themselves up to protect themselves from the endless hordes of elves out to eat their brains.*

There's a reason elves don't attack dwarves unprovoked

[Detonate]

*Image: The last zombies wall themselves up to protect themselves from the endless hordes of elves out to eat their brains.*

"I think I made zombies a little too hardcore."