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[klingon13524]

Pooping like a pigeon gave me diarrhea.

How is that remotely close to a real entry? Is this some sort of obscure reference that I don't get?

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Pooping like a pigeon gave me diarrhea.

How is that remotely close to a real entry? Is this some sort of obscure reference that I don't get?

A pigeon never looks towards the past.

[klingon13524]

Pooping like a pigeon gave me diarrhea.

How is that remotely close to a real entry? Is this some sort of obscure reference that I don't get?

A pigeon never looks towards the past.

1. You're disqualified until you make a real, sane entry. 2. Do you know how annoying your avatar is? It's been a long time since I used adblock on something so specific.

[Peewee]

Brvty s th sol f wt.

[Trapezohedron]

One-liner man's resource.

[Dutchling]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

[klingon13524]

And the winner is...

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I got another one.

A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.

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[Roboboy33]

woot. I am the master of puns.

[agentorangesoda]

that is an old pun.


a variation of it is:

a thief was so baroque he decided to rob a music store and make away with the lute.

[klingon13524]

Yes, most of these one-liners are unoriginal. This is just the one I thought was the funniest.

And there's really no going back from here when it comes to the winner, you can't unplay and unredeem a game on Steam.